*
Jake: Zander kissed me!
Milly: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Jake: It was unbelievable!
Milly: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Luke: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Milly, get the popcorn and unplug the phone. Jake, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Jake: Oh, it ended very well.
Milly: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Hailey: Okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
Jake: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Hailey: Ohh...So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?
Jake: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Milly and Hailey: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Zander eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Stacy: Tongue?
Zander: Yeah.
Stacy: Cool.
*
Zander, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Hailey: Jakes in the kitchen.
*
Zander: There's no way he likes me back.
Luke: Jake would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Zander: Jake would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
*
(It works both ways lol)
Jake: There's no way he likes me back.
Hailey: Zander would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Jake: Zander would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
*
Zander: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Jake: That's great, Zander. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
*
Zander: Jake annoyed me today so I told him that I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Hailey: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Zander: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.
*
Jake: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don't don't like them. That's not true... My boyfriend is a bitch and I like him so much!
*
Jake: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Zander: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Jake: I said within reason, Zander. How about I murder that guy?
Zander: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Jake: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
*
(Again works both ways)
Zander: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Jake: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Zander: I said within reason, Jake. How about I murder that guy?
Jake: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Zander: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
*
Jake: You have to apologize to them Zander.
Zander: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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The Music Freaks Incorrect Quotes Book 2
HumorSo I'm making another because this was really fun but I already did the max amount of chapters on the last one. btw this will have more than just one quote each chapter! (Also some quotes in here may have been in my other book, sorry)
