Phils pov
It was painful dying its a shame that axe got stuck in my butt.
I'm glad that woman found me when she did. I wouldn't be back with my Danyul if it wasn't for her. Mmmm Danyul I scream as he rubs me against his body. But I know he only hears it as a cluk.
I love you.
I love you so much Danyul bb.
Dans pov
I hear the doorbell ring so I rush to put on my clothes. Tyler's here already? He must be early.
I check the clock.
No, he's right on time.
Strange.
Well, you know the saying: Time goes fast when you grind on a
chicken.
I open the door.
"Tyler!"
"Hey dan... What's... I don't ... why is there a chicken on your couch? And where's phil?"
oh. Damn I didn't think about answering those questions.
"He's um..He's gone out to...asda"
"What about the chicken"
"I'm looking after him for a friend"
Tyler obviously doesn't believe me but he doesn't ask anymore questions.
"Shall we start filming?" He asks. I had been so distracted by phil that I forgot about the video. Cards against humanity. We're playing cards against humanity.
I turn on the camera and we begin the video.
The first card "Harry Potter and the chamber of...?"
Tyler uses his card saying "old people smell" haha.
I don't know which card to play.
I wish it could be a chamber of phil ;) I stare at him.
I can't resist him, the way he ruffles his feathers I need him now.
"Um tyler. I'm not feeling so good. Can we continue the video tomorrow?"...
