Delusional Squabbles - Saitama VS Touhou - One Punch Man X Touhou

Chapter 1: The Youkai of Boundaries (PART 1)

"Apparently the threat has already been dealt with, Sensei." The Cyborg claims, informing the bald man by his side.
"Is that so, guess we'll just stop by King's house and play some games."
"Yes, Sensei!" He shouts back.
"Jeez, what did I say about calling me that, and why so loud?" The baldy confronts his student, "Also, I think I should probably take a piss, I'll go over there by the bushes." He goes behind a shrub and relieves himself.
"That must be the secret to Saitama sensei's strength, unfortunately I can not test this theory out because-" as he continues to think to himself, his Sensei is no longer where he was before. "Sensei?!"

"Shut up Genos!" The man shouted, but didn't get a response, "Huh, hey Genos, where'd you go?" He looks around is wonders, "Wait, I shouldn't be thinking of where Genos went, I should be thinking of where I am right now!" He zips his pants and wanders off, "I was just in City S earlier, and now I'm in a place like this!"
"Is that so~?"
"Huh?" The man turns around and sees a kid right behind him.
"Hey, are you a human that I can eat?"
"What?"
"Too late, I'm going to eat you up!"
Suddenly, Saitama is engulfed in darkness.
"This isn't funny kid, I got places to be."
"Is that so-?"
"Yes, now let me go."
"I don't think so!"
The kid goes in for an attack and nearly bites the baldy.
"I'm going to have to teach you a lesson, get ready." He clenches his fist ready to knock some sense into the girl, as if on command, the ball of dusk surrounding Saitama disappears and his fist is... Gone?
"Surprise!" The girl appears on top of him and goes in for another bite.

B A N G

The sound came from what seemed to be Saitama's fist punching himself?
"What?"
A woman with an Umbrella in her hand and fan in the other walks out from behind the trees.
"Shoo, Rumia, go away."
"Aww." She leaves with some look of defeat and darkness growing over her shoulders.
"You don't belong here..."
"Here? I was just in City S a moment ago and ended up in this random place."
"You must be an Outsider then, I think it's best if I deal with you without the others knowing." She puts down her fan and disappears.
"Huh, that was weird." He stays in the same spot waiting for something to happen, "Wait, what's that noise?" The sound of a train intensifies rapidly and when he turns around to see it, it's right in front of him, "Wow, that's cool I guess." He moves out of its way.
"You are human for sure, but you're quite unique." The woman says.
"Ah, there you are."
Saitama appears right in front of the eyes of the lady.
"Normal Punch."
"Hmph!" A hole appears right in front of her leading the baldy's attack straight in.
"This again?" He thought to himself.
A fist appears under his chin striking him swiftly.
"I've got plenty more of where that came from..." The woman said as she raised her fan to her face, hiding it.
"So do I."
Many gaps appear right in front of his body, each sending out a fist of his own.
"That's not what I thought but I guess I gotta retaliate." He punches them all back in.
"This man is quite the strong one." She thought to herself.
"I'll end this now then..." Saitama runs towards the woman as a gap appears right in front him
"This is the end for you..." She says.
Saitama grabs the gap and throws it onto the floor.
"Wait, WHAT?!"
"Now it's your turn." As if in an instant, the woman is surrounded by hundreds of fists in red gloves.
"That is troublesome." She hops into a gap of her own and that's all that was the last of her, she didn't win, nor did she lose.
"She must've been really scared to have done that."

—END—

These "One Punch Man X Touhou" stories are getting quite repetitive aren't they? Well, I just wanted to practice writing fighting scenes somehow, if I could get feedback that would be great; compliments or critics, but most importantly have a good rest of the day guys!

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