Delusional Squabbles - Saitama VS Touhou - One Punch Man X Touhou

Chapter 1: Sister of the Devil (PART 2)

"Onee-sama?" The girl on her bed said as she saw the door to her room open.
"Apologies for my impoliteness Imouto-sama, but Ojou-sama has a surprise for you!" She smiles and gives a little wave signalling to the girl to follow her.
"Onee-sama, got me a gift?"
"Yes, and she really hopes you enjoy it!"
"A gift from her is always going to be the best, I want to see it already!" She jumps up in joy with excitement filling up her eyes.

They both enter into a large room which is quiet at first.
"Flandre, there you are!" She flies towards her sibling with open arms only to fly into the door.
"Um, you called me Onee-sama?" She asks with a bit of fear in her voice.
"I got you a gift." She hands her sister an umbrella, "I got it customised to suit you, I hope you'll enjoy using it when you go out!" As she said that, the younger sister's eyes brighten up.
"I can go out now?"
"For now yes, just don't cause any trouble." She is interrupted by a sudden hug out of nowhere, but the moment couldn't be ruined so she decided to embrace her sister in a hug as well, "Also, sister."
"Yes, onee-sama?"
"I brought you a toy to play with."
"Are they going to break again?"
"No, this is actually going to be a good one."
"Yo." A sudden wave of pressure pulses throughout the room.
"Onee-sama, I think you should leave." She clenches her teeth and fist.
"She understood the assignment." The older sister and maid leave the room leaving the two alone.
"You're dangerous."
"I'm not, I'm very friendly-" A fist to the face interrupts him.

B A N G

"That was rude, don't you think?"
"You really aren't like the other ones." She applauds the hero, "But we should get really serious." Three clones come out from behind her, "Taboo: Four of a Kind!"
"More clowns?"

(Ignore Reimu and Rumia)

"Hey, I'm not a clown!" They yell charging towards the man, they all attack from different areas of Saitama as he dodged everything they gave, "He's too fast!" She thought, "Wait, I think I've got an idea..." One of the clones sneak up behind the baldy and puts him in a lock, "I've got you now." She raises her fist and and clenches it.

B O O M

"What?!" She tried blowing up the man but what happened was that she blew up her own clones.
"How about we just stop this kid-"
"Secret Barrage: And Then Will There Be None?!" The girl disappears and many bullets fly towards Saitama mostly missing or grazing, never hitting its mark.
"Woah, what are these?" He turns around and sees blue bullets expanding and approaching him only to punch it.
"GRAAAH!" The younger sister leaps at the man and bites him on the head, "You won't hurt Onee-sama!" She shouts.
"Relax."
"NO!" She clenches her fist and the pillars that supported the structure of the room fell.

C R A S H

It was a mess, and the girl was stuck under many rocks.
"Hey kid, you okay?"
"H-huh?" She coughs and does her best to get up.
"Just stay calm, I'll get you out of there in a jiffy." He starts picking at the rocks and throwing them away recklessly.
"You're not angry?" She asks with dead eyes.
"No I'm not." He says whilst still picking at the rocks.
"I'm sorry for what I did, I didn't know you were friendly..."
"It's okay." He finished removing the layers of rocks on top of her.
"I'm very sorry." She runs up to the hero and grabs his waist.
"I already said it's okay, now let go of me." The girl didn't budge though, she just stood by him, "Well then, I'll be leaving now, I've got to get going."
"Mister isn't bad, just scary."
"Alright I get it, bye." He leaves the room to be greeted with a knife which he grabbed with minimal effort.
"Hey mister!" (I didn't mean to make a reference here)
"What?"
"I've got a job for you."
"Not interested." He walks down the hallway
"Eh?"

B O O M

He makes a hole in the wall and leaves.

—END—

Sorry for the lateness, hope you guys understand this enough, I was really tired when making the chapter...