Hazel Black (Potter) and Hogwarts for a bit.

The Oddly Too Full Of Themselves Gryffindors

(No hate to any Gryffindors. There are just these Gryffindors that suck)

'I'm Lavender Brown, this is Seamus Finnigan and Angelina Johnson.' Lavender smiled at us.

'Hi. I'm Bobby, this is my twin. James."

"I'm Vanessa!'

'Hi I'm Hazel.' I grinned.

'I'm a chaser! Your that seeker, youngest seeker for a year in Ilvermorny?' Asked Angelina.

'Yes. Me and Vanessa here play for thunderbird.'

'I can play with all. If I wanted to.' I added.

'Wow.'

'Yup!'

'We have a game. Gryffindor vs Ravenclaw.'

'Cool. Could I try for seeker or idk, beater? Chaser.' Asked Vanessa and me.

'We need chasers.'

'Yes!"

That point. Gryffindor won.

Because of Vanessa Goldstein and Me!

'Nice job.' Bobby complimented.

'Good job.'

'I'm straight.' Hayden grinned.

They were sharing sexualities.

'I'm also straight.' Hermione and Ron grinned.

'I'm Aromantic.' James grinned.

'I'm pansexual.' Vanessa smiled.

'Probably aromantic.'

'Bisexual.' Bobby grinned.

'Alright. Interesting.' Admitted Hayden.

'For you?' I asked.

'How old are you guys again? 9?' Asked James.

'We are eleven!' They blurted.

'We are like 13-14.'

'Okay.'

'We have to go. For our next house.'

'Bye.'

'They are so full of themselves.' I whisper.

'Yeah,' Vanessa whispers back.

'Too full. Expect Seamus, Neville, Lavender and Angelina.' Bobby whispers.

'Yeah.' Agreed James.

'Albus.' They smiled.
They were in the great hall.

'Where is gryffindor. Slytherins prefects, go get the gryffindors.'

'We can't, idiot. We don't know their pass.'

'Bang on the door.' James grinned.

'Yeah! And scream or else dementors!' I added.

'And say! They'll rip your head off!' Bobby smiled.

'AND MAKE SURE YOU GET POSSESSED!' Vanessa yelled.

'LETS GO DO THAT!'

the Gryffindors came.

'We will see these students house here.'

'Let's begin.' Minnie grinned.

'Lestrange, Bobby.'

'SLYTHERIN! HUFFLEPUFF!' The sorting hat screeched.

'Lestrange, James.'

'SLYTHERIN! RAVENCLAW!' The sorting hat was happy.

'Goldstein, Vanessa.'

'SLYTHERIN! GRYFFINDOR!'

The sorting hat was on fire.

'Black, Hazel.'

'Hmm..'

A long minute.

'SLYTHERIN! GRYFFINDOR! HUFFLEPUFF! RAVENCLAWWW!' The sorting hat was so happy.

'YASS! You show those idiots!' Vanessa jumped on me.

'Ow.' I yelled.

Professor L Potter was angry.

James was an auror.

But these kids? Coming in. No.

'Wow.' Albus grinned.

'Anything you wanna say?'

'IF YOU HAVE PARENTS! AND THEY ARE MEAN. COME TO US AND WE WILL BEAT THEM UP!' James yelled.

'IF YOU HAVE PARENTS THAT ABANDON YOU. COME TO US AND WE'LL FORCE THEM TO WATCH THEIR WORST FEARR HAHHAAHHAAH,' Bobby yelled louder.

'IF YOU HATE YOUR PARENTS. US TOO! WELCOME TO THE GANG!' Vanessa yelled.

'WE ARE ADOPTED SO- IT DONT MATTER. HATE YOUR BIOLOGICAL PARENTS? US TOO OW.' I yelled while James tackled me.

'Ow ow ow.' I yelled.

'Oops.'

'Yeah. We are adopted so.'

'Biological parents suck. Throw them away.'

Abused people of the hall cheered.

'Uhh. Interesting?' Minerva shrugged.

'Anyway. Next house is.. Hufflepuff!'

Hufflepuff cheered.

'Yay! Hufflepuff!' Vanessa grinned.

'Hm.' James only made that noise.

'Alright,' admitted Bobby.

''Kay.' I couldn't care.

'They had very. Uh. Interesting speeches. Anyway, as promised. Gred and Forge, house resort...'