Sorry this took so long hope you enjoy it.
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When Gelebor and Kevin left Varondo they were unsure about what had happened there, and headed for the priory. When they got back to the priory however it was in absolute ruin, the church was burnt to the ground the house reduced to a pile of embers and the beautiful gardens were littered with elven corpses and dead daedra.Kevin used his canine like smell to sniff out the who committed this horrendous crime. Though Kevin already knew the answer, for Kevin knows everything. 'Why would he destroy this place', Kevin thought to himself, Kevin heard an elven soldier moaning, he went over to the soldier who spoke few words.
"Darkness shall shroud these lands, no one shall escape Celebrimbor's gaze!" Coughed the dying soldier.
Suddenly the air grew cold and the sun was overran by clouds, a black smoke rose from the ground, moments later it dissipated and left in it's wake what seemed to be a Celebrimbor. Celebrimbor walked around the dead bodies, just staring at them as he walked by, almost, pity in his eyes.
"I warned you Kevin, you have no idea what you are dealing with. You and all the people around you will die, and you cannot withstand my power you cannot defeat me" Celebrimbor said in a low monotonous voice.
Suddenly the dead soldiers and militia rose from their deaths, and drew their weapons.
"Kill them" Celebrimbor said, once again in a low monotonous voice.
Within an instance the risen dead charged at Kevin and Gelebor, Kevin quickly drew the axe of hatred and auriel's shield and charged at the enemy lines. Head after head, slash after slash Kevin killing every one of the undead that he faced, fearless and indomitable. After all the undead were completely slaughtered Kevin noticed that Celebrimbor had vanished from the battlefield.
Kevin returned to the destroyed priory, hoping beyond hope, that his mead was all right (it was, and Kevin drank it while pondering his next move). Kevin decided that he would need a more powerful weapon to defeat Celebrimbor, what Kevin needed was a weapon of legend, only one weapon came to mind, Dawnbreaker wielded with the legendary staff known as 'The Wabbajack. These were the most powerful weapons Kevin knew of (apart from hi bare hands of course), the journey to obtain these two weapons of legend began.
Kevin had already obtained Dawnbreaker on a previous adventure, but Kevin has yet to obtain The Wabbajack. Kevin set off on his new adventure to find The Wabbajack. Kevin not knowing where to start went to solitude to start his long and tiresome search. Kevin made it to solitude after several weeks of traveling. As if by fate a mad man ran up to Kevin babbling about a mad god and an insane staff, this god was described by the crazed maniac as a mad god and that his name was sheogorath.
The maniac told Kevin that he could find him in the abandoned wing of the blue palace, he also gave Kevin a key, after which Kevin slaughtered the man to 'put him out of his misery'. Kevin walked to the palace ignored the queen and knocked over three guards by the time he got to the door of the locked wing. Kevin inserted the key and opened the room, which looked like it hadn't been entered for centuries.
Kevin walked deeper into the cobweb infested wing, until he saw an eery blue portal, which he worryingly entered. Kevin was sucked into an empty void for only an instant, and entered a washed out type world with a long dinning table full of food in front of him. The table had several chairs but only one person seated there, which was sheogorath. Kevin assumed this was the person that he needed to talk to, so he went over and talked to him.
"Do you have the Wabbajack!?" Kevin asked quite abruptly.
"I may or I may not, but it is not me who decides wether I have it or not" was sheogorath's answer.
Kevin confused by sheogorath's answer asked the same question again more angrily this time which was met by a different answer.
"If you can take back the Wabbajack from the nightmares you can keep it" was Sheogorath's answer.
"Be gone" was what followed sheogorath's answer.
Kevin walked away and saw three paths, Kevin chose the middle one which led to a large area with a bed and a staff in the middle. Kevin picked up the staff which he assumed was the Wabbajack, suddenly wolves, bandits and daedra started pouring out of the dense forest that surrounded Kevin. Kevin quickly started firing the Wabbajack this way and that, turning daedra into sweet rolls (and eating them) and wolves into bunnies.
After this Kevin turned back to the fork in the road and went down the first path which led to a large arena at the end with some centurions which Kevin quickly dealt with and went to the third road. At the end of the road Kevin saw a giant riding a mammoth which Kevin found quite amusing, for a time at least. Kevin drew the Wabbajack and fired it at the mammoth riding giant turning into a mountain of sweet rolls (Kevin would've eaten them all but he wanted to save some for later). Kevin walked back to where he began But the table and sheogorath were both gone and were replaced by the same eery blue portal.
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