The Story of Kevin VanNord

Chapter 1: Dead Man's Drink

It was a dark a stormy night lightning crashing down on the earth the thunder roaring loudly, it could be heard all across skyrim, the rain pouring down heavily, Kevin was wet to the bone seeking warmth he hunted an elk cooked it and ate the elk then went to sleep.

Suddenly Kevin woke with a blade to his throat six heavily armed men stood around him. Kevin decided that there was only one course of action, he had to kill them all. Without hesitation Kevin drew his sword (the sword of Jerkins of course). In that instance the rain pouring down on Kevin, in that moment he looked like a beast from the bowels of the earth. All the men froze for a split second all the time Kevin needed moments had passed, there were seven heads rolling around on the ground. This gruesome sight would make any mortal man or women hurl, for Kevin wasn't. He simply plundered their dead corpses, he found:
1x Bee
7x Fur armours
7x Iron swords
7x Iron band shields
The assassination orders which read: you are payed to kill Kevin VanNord, bring his head and you will be payed in full. On the very bottom was what seemed to a normal human ancient scripture, though to Kevin a well known language unreadable by many, it read: if you are reading this Kevin it means you killed the bandits as I expected, just know that Cow is not who he seems to be and that this was not an assassination attempt but simply a message, if you believe me meet me in the priory of the nine.

He knew there was only one sensible thing to do.

Two hours later at the tavern: Kevin bought half a dozen tankards of mead for starters of course when a stranger was bold enough to approach Kevin.
"Give me all your money or I'll kill you" said the stranger in a coarse voice.

Kevin jumped to his feet in an instance, he stood stiff, a head taller then the stranger. Kevin simply laughed mockingly at the man, who was obviously offended by Kevin's reaction. He decided to draw his sword which was the last mistake he ever made. For he struck at Kevin who simply gripped the blade and crushed the orcish sword into a ball of orichalcum and dropped it to the ground. The stranger stared in shock at what Kevin had just done. Kevin being who he is went for his greatsword (I say his but it's really Balgruuf's) realising there was nothing there but the scabbard, not wanting to look stupid he decided to grab the scabbard instead, so with one fell swoop of the scabbard the man stumbled backwards, what happened next can only be described as shocking.

"FUS RO DAH!!" Shouted Kevin in a booming voice and what followed was an immense force which pushed everything and everyone, no one saw what happened but it can only be assumed that the force that Kevin projected using the th'um incinerated the man because after all the commotion had passed he was gone and in his place was a pile of eery ashes.