A story about a teacher, and her "roommate".
"You shouldn't be here."
"Neither should you."
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🚨THIS IS A JOKE🚨
The real main character is my real teacher, and she's literally satan. So if she ever finds this,
I'm dead.
Enjoy reading tho 😘
It feels like we've been walking for 100,0,000,0,000,0,0,0,0000 years. All I want is for Ben to give me and Gale that good ol' Mary Jane, but it feels like he's leading us on, edging if you will.
"So Ben how long is this gonna take" I ask
"Yees" Ben says fkr the jhillionth time
"Oh my fucking god Ben, you are a dog cant you just sniff out the green." Gale says. It was kinda weird bc she has been stoned for 3 days, but she smoked all the goddamn weed that now we are boring ass Christians that harass random kids for being gay and are against abortion even though it's none of our business. But whatever.
"🤪" Ben says again. Man this goofy ahh dog is getting on my nerves. Mans never got a straight answer.
Finally after walking for sooooooo long we pull up to this greasy purple house. It's like Victorian and what not, and I'm not into that old shit, even though I be looking like queen Cheryl smh frfr.
I decided to go in by myself because I'm homophobic.
As I'm walking throughout this dusty ass house I spot a floor board that stands out. It's discoloured, and is at a slightly different elevation that the rest of the floor boards.
As I pull up the floor board the rest go up with it. It reveals a sight that simply gawk at 😲
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It was a huge leaf on cannabis. The holy grail. The magnum opus.
I bring it out side to the rest of the gang and I see a new set of characters
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ITS THE SCOOBY DOO GANG AND OBAMA
Ben comes over to me and helps me grind up the big leaf and roll it up in a massive joint
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We all got super fucked up.
But then we heard sum.
The sound of cars beeping.
We all look to our left and see about 50 white cans heading towards us at 70mph.
