A/n yooooooooo been a bit 😮💨🙏
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The dust settled.
My house was fucking destroyed, like what the hell i just fished off my mortgage for this place and it's fucking gone now. 👶👶Gale was passed out on the left over of the couch with the pink dildo stuck to her forehead.
I looked around me to see that everywhere I could see was covered with white ash. Kinda crazy ngl.
I walk over to Gale a kick her in the fucking face to wake that bitch up. She looked around a bit and realized the dildo was stuck to her head, she peaked it off revealing a giant ass hickey type thing that the suction thing left behind.
We decided to walk around the land that was near what was left of my house. But first we went to 555 W Mifflin St, Madison, WI 53703 to get some of that good kush 🙏.
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1 hour laterBROOOO we were lit of our mindsssss, who says old ass conservative Christians CANT get high out their minds.
Then we head the sound of crunch, like someone was stepping on shards of glass, we look around the corner of the brick building to see...THE BULL FROM FERDINAND
"H-h-h-h-h-hi" the Bull from Ferdinand says.
Wtf
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Ight this shit over, wait for the next chapter pig boy
YOU ARE READING
Maybe It's Forever?
Roman d'amourA story about a teacher, and her "roommate". "You shouldn't be here." "Neither should you." ------ 🚨THIS IS A JOKE🚨 The real main character is my real teacher, and she's literally satan. So if she ever finds this, I'm dead. Enjoy reading tho 😘