slight yandere! dilf! jjk! x fem! reader
ᵍᵒʲᵒ ˣ ᵍᵉᵗᵒ ˣ ˢᵘᵏᵘⁿᵃ ˣ ⁿᵃⁿᵃᵐⁱ ˣ ᵗᵒʲⁱ ˣ ᶜʰᵒˢᵒ ˣ ᵐᵃʰⁱᵗᵒ
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"Gojo, I can't believe our soulmate is a literal child."
"Nanamin─"
"For your information, you four-eyed bitch, I'm 25. I maybe short but I'...
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just a reminder that all characters in this fic are 25+. Mahito and y/n are the same age. While Choso is 26, Nanami is 27, Gojo, Sukuna, and Geto are 28, and Toji is 30. (let's make him younger). And ooc characters alert!
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"SO, yn~, do you want to meet your other soulmates?" the white-haired man asked me as he sat beside me on the nearby bench.
I stared at the visible stars above the dim sky. The sun will rise later, and here I am still wide awake whilst talking to 'one' of my supposed soulmates.
"I still can't believe I have seven. That's crazy. Normally, people only have one partner. But─I have too many!"
It's not that I'm complaining tho. It's just that what if they'll not like me? What if I'm way too ugly for them? What if I can't take all of them!?
I sure can't. Fuck, seven? My pussy can't take too much dick.
"It's possible. But it's rare. As you'd said earlier, average people only have one soulmate for their entire life. But there are some rare cases─just like our case right now; they can have two or more soulmates at once. I have a best friend; her name is Shoko Ieiri! You should meet her someday. Anyways, she has two soulmates. Which are our cute underclassmen in high school. And they are now happily married! See? It's possible! I can't wait for you to meet our soulmates~ I'm sure they're gonna be a shock!"
Right. But I can't believe it's possible to happen to me. Like, am I a hero or something in my past life? To bless me with so many soulmates?! Again, I am not complaining.
Still, I can't believe this. I─I... I HAVE SEVEN YUMMY CO─wait, I didn't even know what they look like. But, at least this Satoru guy looks so hot I just want him to destroy every hole that I have in my body.
"Can I see their pictures? I just want to know what they look like if that's okay with you," I blushed as he gave me his charming smile and nodded his head. "Sure, sweetheart. Wait, what kind of photos do you wanna see? I have their selfies, nude─"
"You have their nudes?!" I gasped in shock at what he said.
"Hehehe~ Yup! But I just saved them on my phone for blackmailing them in the future. It's not like I am always staring at their nudes whenever I am checking my gallery, and I'm certainly not comparing each of their cocks' sizes with mine. No, certainly not. Na-uh," he shook his head while he said that.
"Bro... what the hell." I deadpanned at what he said. I can't believe he just said that.
"Anyways!" he cleared his throat. "This is a group photo of me and the others! We took this photo last year~ look, how hot we are!" he gave me his phone and as I saw the picture, I just thought of dying on my spot right now.
