slight yandere! dilf! jjk! x fem! reader
ᵍᵒʲᵒ ˣ ᵍᵉᵗᵒ ˣ ˢᵘᵏᵘⁿᵃ ˣ ⁿᵃⁿᵃᵐⁱ ˣ ᵗᵒʲⁱ ˣ ᶜʰᵒˢᵒ ˣ ᵐᵃʰⁱᵗᵒ
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"Gojo, I can't believe our soulmate is a literal child."
"Nanamin─"
"For your information, you four-eyed bitch, I'm 25. I maybe short but I'...
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ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ 200+ ʀᴇᴀᴅs!
disclaimer: I forgot to tell u guys something about this book, I know I'm weird so probably because of my weird jokes and horniness, you might feel secondhand embarrassment or awkwardness. whatever haha. I write what I want to write anyways, this book is so cringed and dirty btw.
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"HOW did I not notice that..." Nobara said as she examined the marks of her three professors. "...you sirs, have the same mark as my sister."
I laughed at her dumbfounded expression. She scoffed at me and playfully smacked my shoulder. "Sis, how come you have seven soulmates? And the three hottest professors of my university are part of it?!" she said as she gestured toward them.
"Now this is why you're my favorite student, Nobara!" Satoru beamed at my sister; feeling delighted because he was called the hottest. Erasing the fact that he wasn't the only one who's been complimented.
"Really? But you were always sending me to detention, don't act like you like me. Tch." Nobara rolled her eyes at Satoru and the latter gasped.
All seven of them are here at my house to meet my sister, they were supposed to meet our parents too but they are out of the country right now.
"I heard you're marrying my cousin, congrats," Toji said to my sister. My eyes widened from what he said as I faced Nobara and him back and forth. "W-What cousin? Are you cheating on Maki?!"
"Nobara is cheating on me?!" I gasped and stood up to stride towards Maki who just arrived.
"W-What no─"
"Even if you are my sister I ain't gonna cover you up, bitch!" I clung to Maki's arm as I egregiously eyed Nobara.
"What the Nobara─Oh, Toji. You're here. What are you doing here?" my jaw dropped as I heard Maki greet Toji.
"What the hell, you know him?" I stared at them dumbfounded. I saw Satoru, Suguru, and Mahito stifling a laugh as they stared at me.
"Y/n! I swear to god, you're the dumbest bitch I've ever met! Can't believe you're my older sister!" my eyes widened in shock as my right eye twitched from what she said.
"The fuck did you just say, you bob the builder bitch?! I don't know shit right now, so explain!"
"I'm not cheating on Maki, okay?! Toji and her are cousins, dumbass. Both of their dads are siblings so shut your mouth before I shove some rock in it." why─this bitch!
