Keeping Up With The Kardashian [2]

Kris The Cheerleader Pt1

I quickly jumped out of my car and ran into my homes house when I heard "No you make them really bad." "Kendall that's not nice." Mom scolded Kendall before turning to me.

"Ok my honest opinion only. Does this look good?" I asked and spinned around so she could see all of it. "You look great honey. I love the belt with the shoes. But what is this about?"

She asked me as she continued making pancakes. "I have a big presentation with norm only James my big boss but his big bosses. Plural mom and I really don't wanna mess this up." She gave me a sweet smile.

I hear Kendall groans out "Who cares." I looked behind mom and gave all of them a questioning look before walking over to her "And what is up yours this morning miss?"

She just rolled her eyes and walked away. I looked over to Bruce and pointed to the angry girl as if to question him but he just held up his hands in defeat and walked over to me. He kissed my forehead and said "You look great honey".

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I just got out of the big meeting with a wide smile on my face. It went amazing and all of the people in there loved all of the things that I had to say. I walked into my office just to put some of my things away.

I turned when I heard a soft knock on the door. I smiled seeing Karter's tall frame leaning against the door. "You did great in there." "Thanks. I really hope so." They nodded and smiled.

That's when all of a sudden I hear "Babe what're you doing- oh hi." Zoe came into frame and I forced a smile onto my face. I have to say I did not like her. She didn't get her work done she loved taking breaks and she was never there when I had questions for her group.

I shook out of my thoughts when I heard "Katherine did an amazing job on her presentation today. I was thinking we could all go out and celebrate." "Yeah that would be amazing."

Zoe spoke with an annoying amount of enthusiasm and a wide smile. I nodded and said "We totally should but I have to get going. I have to get over to DASH before Khloe cuts off my head herself."

I chuckled after letting out my excuse and they smiled as well. "Shame but we should definitely do it soon." Zoe said before looking up at Karter "We should still go out to lunch though."

I started putting stuff in order and packing up when I asked "Hey Zoe do you have that report done. Sheryl was supposed to have it yesterday." I looked up and Zoe gave me an annoyed sigh.

"I'm almost done with it. I've been busy." She giggled messing with the buttons on Karters jacket. They looked around away from Zoe a bit annoyed. They had never seemed like the type to show PDA and seemed annoyed.

Maybe they were getting to know Zoe at the pace I am. Good first annoying second. I let out a chuckle at my thought which caused them to look at me confused.

"Um." I let out a small chuckle saying "That's alright I just need to have it by Friday. Alright?" She nodded and pulled Karter with her as they walked away from my office. "I don't think they're good together either."

I jumped at the voice not expecting it. I turned and saw James standing there. "To be honest I was kind of rooting for you." I smiled at James and said "I don't know what you're talking about."

He nodded giving me a knowing look "Of course you don't. Well I know that you're heading out and I won't stop you." He patted the door from before walking out.

I shook my head. I don't know what I'm talking about. "I like Luke. Luke's a great guy and I promised I would try." I whispered this to myself repeatedly as I walked out of the big building.

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I got to my moms house and walking into the living room where everyone was sitting. "How'd your thing go?" Kim asked as I sat down. "It was amazing. Everybody loved me".

This made everybody chuckle and I smiled when Khloe said "Ooo. I love those shoes." I smiled at her and mom goes "ok guys the craziest thing happened today."

"This lady called me and said she's the director of LA sparks women's basket ball dance team." "They want Kim to be in it?" I asked as I slipped off my heels and pulled a blanket onto my lap.

"No they want me to be in it. Cause it's 40 and up." Kim started giggling. "You weren't even a cheerleader in high school." Bruce chuckled but I didn't say anything as I watched her facial expression change.

"I asked her if they had uniforms and she's said that they have black spandex." "Camel toe." Khloe and Kourtney yelled over each other and I held in a chuckle.

"Bruce did you know that mom hasn't a camel toe?" Khloe asked as I just shook my head and let out a sigh. "What's a camel toe?" Bruce asked. "You don't know what a camel toe is."

"Khloe please don't talk about this. I don't wanna talk about this in the same conversation of mom wearing spandex." Khloe chuckled and smiled as she messed with the rings on her fingers.

"It's when it goes up your crotch." I winced at how gross they were and Bruce obviously agreed with me as he says "That's sick." Before standing up and walking out of the room.

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We had all just eaten dinner and we were cleaning up when Khloe asked "Kendall can you just help me put some of this stuff away." "Wwwhhyyyy." Kendall screeched out annoying me.

"Have you ever done a chore before in your life?" Kourtney asked leaning over the counter. "Kendall come help us. This isn't even our house it's yours." I said and she's just walked away "No." "It's not cute to be a brat."

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I was sitting on the couch when Kylie came and sat between Kourtney and Khloe. "Maybe Kendall's about to go through this womanly change and become just like us." Khloe said after Kylie had started complaining.

"Kylie. Do you know what a period is?" "Yeah when blood comes out of your vagina." "Kylie". I let out a soft gasp. And Kourtney just chuckled her head falling back onto the couch.

Khloe pulled out a tampon and a pad asking "Ok do you know which one is which?" "This is the one that you stick up your vajayjay. How do you use a tampons." Khloe chuckled and said "Go get me a pair of panties."

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"Kendall was giving me such an attitude last night. She kicked me out of her room." Kim and Kourtney complained as I sat with all of my older sisters in the living room at moms house.

"Well she won't give me a hug anymore." Bruce said with a disappointed voice. "Try to hold her hand and she pulls it away." "Wait for real?" I ask and he nods. I hate it that they're growing up. I was the youngest till they came around.

"I've been through this process before." Bruce said looking between all of us. "It's called hormones." Khloe smiled messing with her hair. "It is called hormones and I didn't want it to happen but it's happened".

I chuckled along with everyone when Bruce said "This is just to much. Can I trust you girl to handle the whole hormone thing?" "Yeah. I mean we're the big sisters" Kim smiled.

"It is probably better we do it than you." I finished smiling. Khloe leaned closer to Bruce saying "All of her questions will be answered in complete and utter detail." "That is scary." I chuckled at Bruce.

Bruce stood up and as he was walking out he said "Handle it. I know you can do it." "We've got it dude." We all chuckled and Kourt as she said it with probably the littlest amount of enthusiasm as possible.

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