Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver Imagines

Dating Pietro Maximoff and Doing a Haunted House With Him Would Include...

-By all accounts, Pietro Maximoff should be fantastic at haunted houses

-It's what he swears to you while you're waiting in line, certainly, that he won't be surprised if you're cowering behind him the entire time

-You're used to your boyfriend's confidence, but you weren't expecting to doubt him on something like this

-After all, he's spent his fair share of time in the HYDRA labs, surely something as insignificant as a jump scare shouldn't freak him out too badly, right?

-Wrong!

-Five seconds in, some college kid in an ill fitting costume pops out from behind a door and Pietro screams so loudly you almost thought someone else was in the room with you

-He tries to play it off, of course, but the damage is done

-You know your boyfriend for what he is: easily spooked

-It's fantastic

-After that, he tries his best to maintain a poker face to varied success

-He's fine, Y/N, what are you talking about, this is just some house and Oh My God, A Demon Child Just Came Out of Nowhere, No Stop Laughing At Me This Is A Normal Reaction To Have

-As you progress throughout the house, you can feel Pietro trying to keep himself calm, which is honestly pretty funny

-Seeing as there's no real threat posed by anything in the haunted house, Pietro's scaring himself for nothing, which is making the whole experience even more fun for you

-Also, it allows you to hold his hand the entire time, something you'd never scoff at either

-One time, Pietro forgets himself and uses his inhuman abilities to sprint down a darkened hallway in the span of a second after some little ghost girl popped out of the wall next to him

-He appeared by your side again moments later, apologizing profusely, but you're definitely going to use this as ammunition any chance you get

-You can hear him swearing under his breath as you move throughout the house, something about how stupid Americans with their stupid traditions are going to contribute to his early, heart attack-induced death, which only makes you laugh harder

-Once you make it out, Pietro buys you food at the haunted house's kiosk, both as an apology for dragging you through the thing and also as a bribe to get you to not tell Wanda a word

-Do you appreciate the bribe? Absolutely

-Will it work? Absolutely not

-Throughout the entire thing, though, he's definitely checking in on you and making sure you're still having a good time

-Mainly because if he has to go through the godforsaken thing, you had better be enjoying yourself or he'll get you out of there as soon as he can

-All in all, though, it's a very fun time, and you're definitely going to take Pietro to another haunted house as soon as he forgets the trauma of this one