Ask Marionette and Madeline

To THELEADDEVELOPER

THELEADDEVELOPER: I dare Marionette to take all the guys for a guys night and Madeline take the girls for ladies' night

Madeline: a night with just girls? I'm so there! Chica, Mangle, Toy Chica, Leah! Let's do this!

Toy Chica: I'm so in. It's about time only us girls get to do some-

Me: I'LL BRING THE FIREWORKS!

Madeline: *grabs my tail* no Leah...remember what happened last time when you set off illegal fireworks?

Me: *laughs* things went kaboom

Mangle: can we not have anything explode tonight?

Chica: that would be highly appreciated

Me: fine. I'll use dynamite instead

Madeline: NO!

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Marionette: let's show the girls that boys are way better

Foxy: aye, they be doin' there nails and talkin' 'bout shoppin'

Toy Bonnie: *laughs* yeah! Talk about a snooze fest

Freddy: let's do this guy style!

*******

Toy Chica: well this is sad

Chica: very

Me: *drunk of milkshakes* woohoo! Maddie! Let's get in a car chase! That'll be fun!

Madeline: *face palming* I knew this would happen. Leah we're going back to the pizzeria, let's go

Me: *grabs keys* I'll drive!

Mangle: oh good lord

*******

Foxy: I be so sorry Toy Bonnie!

Toy Bonnie: sorry? Sorry?! SORRY?! MY EAR IS STUCK ON YOUR HOOK!

Toy Freddy: *cracking up laughing*

Bonnie: o-okay...w-we we-were having-ing f-fun. Wh-at happened-pened?

Marionette: I have no idea!

Freddy: let's agree to never play Twister again

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*in the car*

Me: *driving* *still drunk off of milkshakes*

Madeline: Leah! You should not be driving!

Me: shhhh! Don't worry. I got this

Mangle: *in the back seat* if we get in a car accident I'm so blaming you!

Me: don't worry 'bout it Mangle!

Toy Chica: hey guys...I don't know much about driving but I'm pretty sure the red light means stop

Madeline: will you slow down Leah?!

Me: it's Fast and Furious

Chica: oh my god! You two are so gonna die!

*runs red light*

*cop car chases after us*

Madeline: good job genius! Now we got the police on our tail!

Me: don't worry! I can beat this!

Officer: ma'am we need you to pull over!

Me: I'm gonna go to jail! I'm-I'm gonna go to jail! Mangle! Tell Foxy I won't be there for the adventure cause I'm going to jail!

Madeline: in the name of Polaris, PULL OVER! *grabs the steering wheel and pulls the car over on the side of the road*

Me: I got a plan! Madeline! Hop in the back! You guys hide!

Madeline: *hops in the backseat and everyone hides*

Me: *jumps into the passenger seat and buckles myself in*

Officer: *walk to the window* what the? *shines flashlight in the car*

Me: he was here a second ago. I don't know where he went

Officer: were you happening to drive this vehicle?

Me: me drive?! Aw hell no I'm fudged up!