Ask Marionette and Madeline

To Technostatic

Technostatic: I dare Marionette to eat an apple and yell, "I like turtles" in Madeline's ear for five minutes

Marionette: *sighs* god damn it...

(In the office)

Me: come on, Maddie!

Madeline: No!

Me: but he really wants to see you

Madeline: don't care

Me: he's you're father!

Madeline: I don't care who he is. I refuse to speak with him. My life is perfectly fine without him he-

Marionette: I LIKE TURTLES!!!

Madeline: WHAT THE F*CK *punches Marionette in the face*

Marionette: ow! Why did you do that?

Madeline: you scared me!

Marionette; I didn't even get to do it for five minutes! *bites the apple*

Madeline: wait for five- *face palms* I am just so confused right now....

Me: me too...how is he eating that without a stomach?

Marionette: magic