Omni King of HxH

Hisoka x Is x Sneaky

"The Numere Wetlands, popularly know known as swindlers swamp." Facing the cadets Satotz announced.

"This is the path you have to take to the second test. There are many animals that you'll find here that can't be found nowhere else. Many prey on humans for their flesh by playing tricks, so everyone listen and follow me. If you get tricked you'll die so be careful."

Spitting Leorio scoffed." Now that you've warned us who's gonna get tricked now." He said looking at Beerus who had a snot bubble coming from his nose.

"Don't fall for it." As the door closed someone yelled.

"Of course I'm not falling for it." Looking to his right a man was coming around the corner.

Dragging a monkey with him he pointed at Satotz." I'm the real examiner. He's nothing but this monkey disguised as one."

As the contestants began to murmur amongst themselves some looked between the two confused. Others remained silent and looked bored with Beerus being them.

While sleeping three cards were sent flying in his direction covered in nen though before they reached they disintegrated into particles.

Smiling and chuckling Hisoka shuffled a deck of cards." Then that proves it, the real examiner is you. Examiners are Hunters. Each is hand picked by the committee to do this job without pay." He said pointing at Satotz who had three cards between his fingers.

"Anyone who holds the title we're vying for ourselves could have deflected that attack quite easily, I might add."

"I shall take that as a compliment thank you." Closing his eyes he dropped the cards." Still if you choose to attack me again for any reason, I will have no chose but to report you for attacking an Examiner. Is that clear?"

"Of course." Looking at Beerus who was still sleeping Hisoka gave off a weird smiling making those around him uncomfortable.

"Then follow me everyone." Taking off into a sprint Satotz was followed by remaining.

Running after him Beerus flew next to Gon, Killua, Leorio, and Kurapika as they struggled to see through the thick fog that seemed to be getting denser and denser.

Though he was unaffected by fog he still had a hard time concentrating as there was a clown constantly staring at him with a perverted smile. So to take his mind off him he switched flying positions into a meditating pose and pulled another pudding cup from his coat.

"How many of those do you have." Leorio asked through breaths.

"Sadly this is my last one." Though his tone was sad one couldn't tell with the huge grin he wore on his face as he ate a spoonful.

"Hey guys, Killua we should all move ahead of the pack." Turning around Gon yelled from a couple feet ahead.

"Oi, don't you feel the tension in the air."

Spitting Leorio looked up." You idiot. If I could rash the front I'd be there already."

"Go ahead we'll meet you there."

Frowning Gon picked up the pace after Killua called his name. Finishing his pudding cup and looking around Beerus noticed Hisoka missing." I'm gonna head upfront. Remember, no matter how thick the fog gets keep going straight."  He said flying off.

In an opening through the fog Hisoka stood in the middle of a circle of bodies as Beerus appeared in front of him." Just the boy I wanted to see."

"Huh, I came to take a leak. That rum is getting to me."

"You managed to catch my cards easily, you nen mastery must be quite high. Don't worry I just wanna play for a little."

Reaching into his jacket and pulling the bottle back out he drunk some while making a come here motion with his hand.

Throwing nen covered cards while running at Beerus they disintegrated once again before reaching him.

Wiping his mouth he met Hisoka half way and clashed punches. Grinning and splashing rum across his face making him stumble Beerus took the chance to spin around and side kick him in the stomach.

Skidding back and wiping his eyes he frowned. "My, what a dirty fighting style."

"Dirty or not at the end of the day the last one standing is the winner."

Rushing forwards again and Jumping in the air Hisoka aimed a kick towards Beerus who drunk more from the bottle with a hand in his pocket and moved out the way at the last minute.

Moving his head left and right he dodge two jabs and ducked under a right hook before jumping in the air over a low sweep.

Kicking upwards he connected with Hisoka's chin making his head rock backwards he broke the bottle over his face." You owe me another bottle of rum you bastard." He said landing.

As blood ran down his face he looked up with eyes of rage as dark ten covered his body. " I think the warm ups are done."

Running in a zig zag motion Hisoka threw cards covered in nen and jumped in the air. Before the cards could reach he pulled them back and slashed downwards at Beerus.

Stepping to the left dodging the slash he punched Hiskoka in the gut making his eyes go wide and spit come out his mouth before falling to the ground.

Crouching next to him he grinned." You got knocked the fuck out."

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Sorry About The Long Ass Break I Took. As Some May Know I Made The First Three Chapters Right After The First Book Ended.

I Realized I Was Burnt Out and Took A Break To Work on Another Story Gotham's Oni.

Anyways I'm Back And On My One Chapter A Week Schedule.