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☺Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time... -

☺When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window. -

☺It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.

☺Never test how deep the water is with both feet.- you'll drown.

☺Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.

☺To make time fly, throw your watch out the window. -

☺If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog. -

☺It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat. and I'm proud, 'cuz none can shake it like I do

☺Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

☺What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.

☺The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

☺Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

☺Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV.

☺Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.

☺Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could!

☺After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

☺Beginner pilot rules: 1. The propeller is just a big fan made to cool down the pilot in the cockpit. When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating excessively. 2. You don't have to take off, but landing is mandatory. 3. Pushing forward on the flight stick makes the earth look bigger, pulling makes it look smaller. If you pull too much or too long however, it will look bigger yet again. 4. Flying is safe as long as you don't crash. 5. It's better to wish you were flying than to wish you were on the ground. 6. A good landing is a landing in which everyone walks away. 7. Besides affecting apples, gravity also affects planes. -

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