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Hi guys

i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry

i hate myself at the moment

why havent i uploaded sooner :(

im kind of running out of ideas cuz i have a fish brain, so plz feel free to give me ideas

and the people who have read this book thingy so far are aaaaaaaaaaamazingggg

i love you all, thank you so much and plz plz plz

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91% of girls would be dead if the Justin Bieber decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your profile if you are part of the 9% who would be cracking up!

|.............|post this on

|.............|your profile page

|..........O|if you have ever pushed a door

|.............|that said pull

This is this cat.

This is is cat

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is a cat.

This is retard cat.

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the third word from each sentence

comebacks:

Thank you captain obvious. Your welcome lieutant sarcasm

Your really short! Who said I cared about your opinion.

Mean person: Your ugly!

You:My goldfish.

Mean person:huh?

You; Oh I thought we were talking about unimportant things.

You: Roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what the Fuck happened to you?

You know like in scary movies, the person in the dark house yells out "Hello?!" Like the killer or kidnapper would be like "I'm in the kitchen making a sandwich, want one?" Its really stupid.

❒ Single

❒ Taken

✔ Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist

OR

☐ Sɪɴɢʟe

☐ Taken

☑ Iɴ A Relationship With My Bed

☻/

/▌

/ \ This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things.You should run from Bob

Insults:

your mom is so ugly she makes blind kids cry

your moms so ugly she makes onions cry

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