Waking Up I Guess like Whatever..

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Madison

Ok WHY did everything sudden go dark? Who turned off the freaking lights? Couldn't they see that I was busy beating up Kristen a minute ago?

I woke up with a pain in my back and I was laying in dirt and grass.

Why was I laying in dirt and grass? More importantly who the heck keeps snoring so loudly?!

I look over and see that everyone else had been asleep too. And that the snoring was coming from Kristen. Goshdangit Kristen this is why no one likes you...

But I think I can have some fun here..

I stood up and walked over to Matt and crouched down next to his head. Then I got my face reeeaaally close to his ear...

And flat out screamed at the top of my lungs.

Matt's eyes popped open.

I was hoping that he had changed personalities to a child so this could be more enjoyable.

He did.

"AHHH! Wat da HECK was DAT 4?! I wus havin a good dweam till u cam & scrmed in mai er!" He yelled at me.

"& hoo keps snoreing?!" He continued.

Time to be extra nice. This is his little kid side.

"GOSH THATS KRISTEN WHO ELES SNORES AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS LIKE GOSH DO YA WANNA HELP ME WAKE HER UP?" I asked him gently.

For some reason he just started crying.

Weird. Kids are weird.

So I'll just do it by myself.

I walked over to Kristen and did the same thing. I crouched down close to her head, but this time I screamed..

"OHMYGOSH KRISTEN LOOK ITS DAN AND PHIL RIGHT THERE IN THE FLESH." And just sat back with a smile.

She jumped to her feet so fast that I didn't even see her move...

"DANANDPHILWHERESDANANDPHILIDONTSEETHEMISMYRADAROFFTODAYORSOMETHING?!" She said.

"There's no Dan and Phil." I said

"MADISONISWEARTOYOUIMGOINGTORIPYOUREYESOUTANDSHOVETHEMDOWNYOURTHROAGHTSOYOUCANSEEMETEARYOURINSIDESOUT." She continued

She then tackled me and proceeded to scratch me and pull my hair.

That's when we herd the mumbling.

The one person we haven't waken up yet.

YessssssssSSSssssSsSsSsssss.

Kristen and I just gave each other this devilish smile and scooted over.

Here's what we herd:

"Yes I'll marry you Levi... You and your raven hair and... Tight butt like gosh... You must do butt squats.." She mumbled.

She then proceeded to make out with the top of her hand.

"OHMYGOSHRACHELYOURSOWEIRDLIKEGOSHWHOJUSTDOESTHAT?" Kristen whispered to her.

She didn't wake up.

"RACHEL. WAKE UP GOSH DANGIT OR U GET NO BANANAS." I told her quietly.

Still no response.

"Screw it. Let's just go insi....." I stopped mid word because TWO FREAKISHLY HOT BOYS HAD STEPPED OUT SIDE AND WERE STANDING THERE LOOKING AT US.

LOOKING AT US.

"OHMYGOSH MADISON THERE LOOKING AT US" Kristen informed me.

"Ya. Sew?" We herd Matts little kid voice say.

We just looked over at him slowly.

And proceeded to tackle him.

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