Kristen
I finally got my face up from the dirt and went to join the others.
"So where are we going next will there be food there are we going to that house up there why does Kristen smell so bad will you carry me will you buy me a pet alligator?" Matt said as he pulled on Rachel's sleeve.
Oh yea, Matt has MPD... This must be his little kid side... I have to be nice...
"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE KID OHMIGOSH CAN WE NOT GET PEACE AND QUIET SOMEONE CARRY ME MY LEGS HURT OR I WILL KILL YOU." I asked calmly.
"Whatever, can we just get up to that house?" Rachel screamed at us.
"RACHEL WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT US GOSH WE GET IT LETS GO GUYS." Madison replied.
So we started up the mountain... Where Matt tripped on a pebble and fell down the mountain.
Then when he made it back up, he slipped and fell down the mountain.
Then when we were finally at the top he caught up with us.
Then fell down the mountain.
What a clutz.
"Ok were here guys!" Rachel screamed at the top of her lungs.
"RACHEL GOSH DANG IT STOP YELLING WE CAN HERE YOU" I said to her politely
"GUYS! I think were here!" Madison said
"You are absolutely correct Madison!" I said
"You deserve an award!" Matt said when he finally climbed back up again.
"Ugh..." Rachel yelled as she turned towards the house.
Then I turned to Matt and shoved him back down the mountain. Oops.
"Guys I don't think we are alone at this place..." Rachel said
"No freaking dip there is a freaking person with freaking arrows standing on the freaking roof there like freak Rachel FRICK." I said to Rachel
"He's hot." Madison said.
"True." I agreed.
"We'll lets go say hi!" Madison said
"Ok! But I have to do something first." I told her
"What?"
"Go push Matt down the mountain." I said. And I did.
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Minecraft Mishap Abridged
HumorHere is an Abridged version of my friends book Minecraft Mishaps basically meaning it's funnier
