~Authors note~
I'm gonna try and make this short... Ok.
So I'm sorry I haven't updated this book in a LONG while. I literally forgot to update this for the most part, and then we got back into school and I just didn't have time.
So expect updates a bit more regularly, and remember to go check out the original book written by Keldeok.Bye guys and enjoy the book!
~ Author
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RachelAfter Matt came back after falling down the hill for the sixth time, he pretty much looked like he was hit by a bus, and I think his personalities changed again because he kept complaining about "We stupid young people," and "Where's Elvis when ya need him?"
Anyways, we finally walked up to the house. I was hoping that I could keep everyone calm for a while so we could say Hi and NOT look like sociopaths, oh ho ho, was I wrong.
"Ok guys, let's just walk up and say Hi. Let me do the talking please I don't want anything to come off wrong to them." I said quietly.
You just HAAAAD to open your mouth, DIDNT you Rachel?
Ah. There was that voice again.
"GOSH RACHEL THATS THE MEANEST THING YOU HAVE EVER SAID TO ME LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU HOW COULD YOU I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!" Madison screamed at the top of her lungs as she collapsed onto the ground and started bawling. Kristen was soon on the ground rubbing her back.
"RACHELGODDAMNITLOOKWHATYOUDIDYOUMADEMADISONCRYDOYOUHAVENOHEARTWHATSOEVERLIKEOHMYGOSHWHYWOULDYOUDOTHIS?" Kristen yelled at me.
"Say it again sonny?" Matt said cupping his ear and leaning closer to us.
I face palmed.
I turned towards the guys on the roof.
"Uh, hi there. Sorry for the bad impression. Um, my name is Rachel. The one sobbing hysterically on the ground is Madison. The bipolar one is Kristen, and the uh.. Old man over there is Matt." I said awkwardly.
They looked at each other.
Note: I did not notice that it got incredibly quiet behind me once the boys started actually moving. I wish I had noticed sooner.
"Ok. We may consider h-" The one boy started, but was abruptly cut off by Madison suddenly shoving me over and shouting at them,
"YOUR HOT."
Then Kristen joined in and shoved Madison to the ground shouting at her,
"NO THE OTHER ONES HOT."
They basically got into a huge fight over which one is hotter. Meanwhile, Matt was just there like "What did ya say sonny? Say it again?"

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