Minecraft Mishap Abridged

Waking Up

Rachel

I woke up the next morning with my arm aching. Horrendously. I opened my eyes to see I was alone in the middle of a forest. But there was something different... I couldn't put my finger on it... Until I realized I had a fox's ears and tail. (That was my Minecraft Skin) and then I realized everything was made of blocks.

I WAS IN MINECRAFT!

No freakin dip Rachel where else did u expect to be? Diney Worl?

Oh shut up, or I'll slug you... I told that little voice in my head. It's been annoying me since I fell down that flight of stairs a few months ago. it's been telling me so many things I never knew!

It's told me how to hack into the F.B.I, what to say in... certain situations, and even where babies come from! It also told me to unscrew the bolts on my Grammie's walker! Of course I did it!

But wait. I had to tell the others. Where were they?
That question was easily answered when I herd Madison screaming at the top of her lungs. In a moment she had ran straight into a tree. Kristen and Matt were not far behind...

"WERE ALL DOOMED WERE ALL DOOMED WERE ALL GONNA DIEEEE" I herd Matt scream as he ran in zig zags around trees with his arms flailing randomly.

Kristen followed Matt in doing the Worm on the ground. "THISGROUNDTASTESLIKEFREAKINGDIRT." She said as she just continues to slowly inch forward.

"Guys did anyone realize that we just so happen to be in Minecraft?" I asked

Madison finally got her face out of the tree and said, "GUYS!! I JUST REALIZED THAT WERE ALL IN MINECRAFT!!"

"I just said-" I started

"You are absolutely correct!" Matt said

"Ugh whatever... But where do we go now?" I asked

Madison walked over to me and pressed her cheek to mine and whispered "a la casa de la colina..."

"What the flippy flap is that supposed to mean?" Kristen said with her voice muffled in the dirt. She was just laying face down in the dirt now...

"IT MEANS THAT THERE IS A HOUSE ON THE HILL GOSH GUYS WHAT DID U EVER LEARN IN SCHOOL?!" She answered.

"School who?" Matt asked

"Ok so yea! Let's go to the house on the hill!" I said

"RACHEL YOU DONT HAVE TO BE SO PUSHY ABOUT IT LIKE GOSH WE KNOE WE GET IT." Madison said.

"Here we GOOO!" Matt said before charging off then raming into a tree.