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Here is an Abridged version of my friends book Minecraft Mishaps basically meaning it's funnier

Rachel's Dream

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by Rachel_Writes_4

by Rachel_Writes_4

So, for all of u who wonder "I wonder what Rachel dreams of?" Here you go.
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Rachel

There I stood. At the altar. He walked up the isle is all his 5'3 of glory. Gosh he was short. And he always frowned.

Why was I marrying this dude again?

Oh yea. That's why. Hehhehheheheheheh. Sorry.

"RACHELDOYOUTAKETHISVERRYSHORTPERSONTOBEYOURHUSBANDTHING?" The priest said.

Why in all he** did the priest sound like Kristen.

"Yes" I said in the most dramatic way possible.

"Yea sure whatever" My future husband said in reply.

"Ok. Then by the power invested in me, by the power of the all holy anime gods and hentai, you may now.... KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE" The priest said.

That's when I opened my eyes and saw Kristen's gosh ugly face screaming at me. Damnit Kristen this is why no one likes you...