Love of my life... no MAMAGIRI!

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LOV POV: (Observer)

Toga: Why are we in front of a screen?

Shiggy: Afo gave us a connection to the live broadcasted war game.

Dabi: What war game?

Shiggy: UA's war game! Who else?

Compress: So what the hell is a war game? Never heard of it.

Spinner: We just fucking told you?! War.

Shiggy: Exactly! Villains versus hero

Dabi: Just play the goddamn feed.

It was at that moment that AfO came over making his own portal to join the LOV. He wanted to see their reaction as they would watch the heroes try to play the villain role. It was definitelly going to be fun watching some heroes in training try to be evil and play their role for once in their life time.

AFO: Calm down people. Enjoy the entertainment.

Shiggy: Alright game master.

AFO: Why do you call me that?

Shiggy: Cause you are THE End Boss?

AFO: Hmf.

Time skip brought to you by the heroes being dropped at the island

Toga: Why did they drop bunny on the island like that- Thats not nice.

Afo: Cause heroes are heroes and the principal is an idiot.

Shiggy: You know him?

Afo: Yes... Old friend of mine. More like a frenemy.

Dabi: How old is the rat anyways?

Afo: We dont ask that question.

Dabi: Why not!?

Afo: We Don't... Just don't...

Dabi: Fine.

Toga: They gave Izu a nice costume tho... I like it personally.

Dabi: You just like it cause the fake blood and the smile

Twice: Duh., Oh, I never knew

Dabi: You gotta get that contradictory thing under control.

Twice: You know I can't!, I can.

Kurogiri: Let him be Dabi. Its part of his quirk.

Dabi: Fine.

Toga: Did they really just answer to Marco...

Compress: They did... damn.

SPinner: HAHA Idiots.

Dabi: They fucking heroes. What you expect? And its the braindead one!

Kurogiri: You mad today Touya?

Dabi: ...

Toga: Totally is!

Time skip brought to you by Izuku loving to loot all the weapons crates

Toga: ... Thats a nice sword-

Dabi: Don't do it! Don't say it Tog-

Toga: I want one!

Shiggy: Too late Dabi... She's gonna be pestering us for months...

Kurogiri: I could get you one just like it?

Twice: Don't do it Kurogiri... She is gonna come to you everytime., DO IT KUROGIRI, She gonna leave you alone forever!

Kurogiri: I don't see the problem?

Dabi: The problem is she is a crazy vampire bitch and is gonna come to you everytime she sees anything remotely bloody.

Kurogiri: Oh...   

Toga: You can't back out now!

Spinner: Your problem! Not mine!

Afo: Agree. Shouldn't of said anything...

Compress: HAHAHA...You done fucked up Mamagiri!

Kurogiri: What?

Compress: Nothing.

Kurogiri: You said something.

Compress: Said nothing.

Twice: He didn't say shit!, He said Mamagiri.

Compress: Damn it Twice.

Time skip brought to you by Izuku beating class 1A's asses slowly but surely

Toga: Kurogiri~

Kurogiri: Fine. You can have the goddamn sword.

Toga: Yay~

Dabi: Did this braindead idiot just scream out Marco expecting it to work?

Spinner: Yep.

Spinner: Where the fuck he learn to move like that???

Afo: He was a vigilante I believe.

Spinner: Whaaa...

Dabi: Crazy right? He kicked my ass like that once. Luckily let me go but sheesh...

Kurogiri: The fuck you do to get in that situation???

Dabi: I was drunk and almost burnt the shit out of him. So he proceeded to try and throw me in an oven.

Afo: This is why Kurogiri is the only one albe to handle alcohol...

Toga: What alcohol taste like? Blood?

Kurogiri: NO! It taste like shit.

Toga: Well why you drink it then???

Kurogiri: If I had cash for real drinks then I wouldn't be getting the cheap shit.

Dabi: You have access to portals. And are a villain.

Kurogiri: And???

Dabi: Steal the goddamn shit! Duh.

Kurogiri: But... I can't steal from a fellow bartender!

Twice: He has a code about this kinda shit. HE HAS NO RESTRAINTS!

Time skip brought to you by Nezumi who is known by villains and only a couple of them know his identity because he lets them know for their own good :)

Dabi: Oh great. Mr explode-everything-go-boom-bitch.

SPinner: You really hate him huh?

Dabi: Yes! He tried to explode Shoto to hell!

Toga: Why is there a purple person in a cage tho?

Afo: I believe he is a joker. For anyone to capture for a team.

Toga: Well why the hell did they just say " He fits the villain role better" ?

Kurogiri: One day you will realize Toga.... The heroes in training aren't shit.

Toga: Huh?

Dabi: You'll understand one day...

Twice: You sure Dabi?, HELL NAH SHE WON'T

Afo: Probably won't... 

Kurogiri: I correct myself... You never will.

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