Toga x Shurikans... bound disaster!

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LOV POV: (Observer)

Toga: Uh is mr purple okay?

Shiggy: Nope.

Toga: What wrong with him?

Shiggy: Nothing and everything.

Toga: What u mean by that?

Kurogiri: Just... drop the subject.

Twice: Please... NO LET IT STAY GOING.

AfO: We can't and you know it.

Twice: I know so stop talking so the other half will shut up. NEvER! I REFUSE TO SHUT UP!

Twice: Fine then I'll shut up. No I'll shut up now.

Twice: FINNALY! NEVER!

Spinner: Twice just stop talking so you both can shut the hell up.

Mr.Compress: I agree.

Dabi: Nah! Let them go on. I wanna see how damn long it can go on!

Timeskip brought to you by a burnt toast laughing at a two headed hydra.

Toga: What the hell are they doing now?

Twice: Trying to build some sort of fort. That shit looks like a shithouse!

SPinner: Now what is that stiff ass robot doing?

Toga: I don't know... But the SHURIKENS! Mamagiri~

Kurogiri: Fuck.

AfO: Now what are you going to do WITH the SHURIKENS?

Toga: I'm not gonna say!

AfO: Say or no more blood.

Toga: WHOA, Fine. I'm gonna do what one does with ninja stars

AfO: They better not leave evidence.

Dabi: Why the FUCK do they have guns!?

Shiggy: The fuck should I know?

Dabi: I DONT KNOW? 

Shiggy: WELL IF YOU DON'T KNOW THEN WHY THE HELL SHOULD I?

Timeskip brought to you by a Burnt Toast yelling at a Disintergrater.

Dabi: Isn't that Hawk's feather?

Shiggy: Looks like it?

Toga: The fuck he here for?

Dabi: Oh hell yeah! Now its gonna have some real chaos.

AfO: True. The number three hero is quite chaotic.

Dabi: FOR SURE! He almost fucked me up.

Spinner: How?

Twice: We don't ask. WE DO, I WAS FUCKING THERE!

Dabi: I was drunk, AGAIN, And decided to break into his hero agency to see if he had some batteries.

AfO: The fuck?

Twice: I happened to be drunk aswell and went along for a pen...

Shiggy: What the fuck Dabi? 

AfO: Why don't I know about this?

Kurogiri: Cause... you would've tried to defenestrate them.

AfO; The fuck would I do that for?

Kurogiri: That was when... You still had that bitchy doctor.

AfO: Ohh... Good reason not to tell me.

Kurogiri: Oh? Isn't that the Shady bird?

Toga: Yea its the Bird man!

Dabi: You can't say much kurogiri. You look like yall related!

Kurogiri: DO I?

Dabi: What u think?

Kurogiri: DO I TWICE?

Twice: Hell yeah! NO MOTHERFUCKER

Kurogiri: Spinner?

Spinner: Yep.

Kurogiri: Compress?

Compress: YES IDIOT

Kurogiri: ... afo?

AfO: Yes you do. You both are of the darkness. You sorta look like you are his father...

Kurogiri: But...

AfO: It is true Kurogiri. Look at yourself and the Videofeed.

Timeskip brought to you by a black Kitten with green eyes looking at a burnt toast and laughing while also being coaxed to sleep by a Chimera friend...

Toga: The fuck they trying to do?

Dabi: Trap a killer rabbit. Of course it failed tho.

Toga: Bunny!

Dabi: Rabbit!

Toga: BUNNY!

Dabi: RABBIT!

Kurogiri: Dabi, Toga. Quit it.

Dabi: No!

Toga: HELL NAH! HE IS A BUNNY!

Kurogiri: Toga. I will get you the damn shurikens if you stop the bullshit!

Toga: Fine... Bunny.

Kurogiri: Thanks. Dabi you too. Anything you want only once.

Dabi: Fine! Only this time!

Kurogiri: Thank you as well.

Shiggy: The fuck just happen.

Twice: Everything. Nothing.

Spinner: At the same time...

AfO: What now?

Shiggy:We watch the damn feed?

Dabi: Sounds fucking good.

A/N: Short chapter cause reaction time! Don't worry it will be back to Izuku's POV soon.

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