Bad Guys Simple Male Oc Fic

Chase

We see cole is speeding down the road on his dirtbike as he turns his head for a second to see no one following him as he sighs in relief until all of a sudden he hears a honk to his left then he sees Wolf and Snake in a car on the left as curses to himself

(Soundtrack for the chase)

Wolf: Hey you get over here

Cole: No thanks

Wolf smirks at him

Wolf: Oh I know what it is you're afraid because I'm the... THE BIG BAD WOLF

Cole jumped a bit when put on a scary face

Wolf: Ah I'm not surprised I am the villain of every story Isn't that right Mr.Snake?

Snake: (Chuckles) Yep

Wolf then leans back to point to snake as he looks at cole again

Wolf: Say hello to Mr.Snake serpentine, the safe-cracking machine Imagine Houdini but with no arms kind of guy who'd tell you the glass is half empty, then steal it from you he's also my best bud (singsongy) and today's his birthday

Snake then turns his head towards his friend with a frown

Snake: Not relevant

Wolf then wraps his arm around snake

Wolf: He's a sweetheart you're a sweetheart

Cole: Wow I only have one thing to say

Wolf and snake then look at him

Cole: I don't care bye

Then Cole speeds up his bike as he tries to drive away but wolf shakes his head as he sees the police in the rearview mirror

Wolf: Well look who's here took em long enough

Cole comes to a bunch of red stoplights but he sees them speeding up behind him as all he can do is go through and hope he'll be okay 

Wolf: Watch this

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Then all of the lights turn green as a tarantula jumps into the car

Wolf: And over here is Ms. Tarantula, our in-house hacker, our pocket search engine, our traveling tech wizard we call her Webs

Then webs lands in the car as cole opens his eyes

Cole: Oh thank god

Wolf: Very slick Webs

Webs: I also took over the police dispatch, blurred their satellite imaging system, grounded their chopper (singsongy), and one more thing

Snake: You didn't

Then a cake delivery driver drives next to them holding a cake

Delivery guy: I got an order for-

Then he sees who he's driving next to as he yells and loses control of his (Uh Vespa?) as wolf catches the cake

Delivery guy: Ah! Ooh! Don't eat me! Please! Don't eat me!

Webs: Happy birthday Mr.Grumpy pants

Snake: I think I hate you

Wolf then looks at cole as he gets an idea

Wolf: Hey webs can you find out who this kid is

Webs: Uh ya sure why