❝don't wait up for me.❞
in which kristen wilson tries to navigate summer to go to her senior year of high school, but she didn't expect to bust in a secret russian base with her two coworkers and her little sisters friends.
est. june 22'
s3 - s5
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Kristen had come in fairly early to help with the Russian stuff. Dustin and Steve agreed to go do the "spy craft", while Robin and Kristen agreed to translate everything else.
They heard distant ringing coming from the bell. Robin was listening to a Russian pronunciation tape while Kristen sat in the back, going over what they translated yesterday.
"Excuse me," Robin heard Erica Sinclair's voice. "Ahoy! I'd like to try to peanut butter chocolate swirl, please," Erica said as Robin took the headphones off and turned to face her.
"No," she smiled. "No more samples today."
"Why not?"
"Because you're abusing our company policy," Kristen said as she opened the window from the back.
"Where's the sailor man?"
"Sorry, he can't help you," Kristen started as Robin turned to face her. "He's busy."
"Busy with what?"
"Spy craft."
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Dustin and Steve sat behind fake plants with binoculars, trying to find evil Russians.
"You see anything?" Dustin asked.
"Uh, I guess I don't totally know what I'm looking for," Steve admitted.
"Evil Russians."
"Yeah, exactly. I don't know what an evil Russian looks like."
"Tall, blond, not smiling." "Mm-hmm?" "Also, look for earpieces, camo, duffle bags, that sort of thing."
"Right, okay, duffel bags. Oh, you've gotta be kidding me," Steve sighed. "What?"
"Anna Jacobi's talking to that meathead Mark Lewinsky."
"Dude, if you're not gonna focus, just gimme the binoculars."
"Aw, Jesus Christ, whatever happened to standards? I mean, Lewinsky never even came off the bench," Steve kept complaining.
"Dude, you are the worst spy in history, you know that?" Dustin took the binoculars from Steve. "Besides, I don't even get why you're looking at girls. You have two perfect ones right in front of you."
