REBORN: It's My Time To Shine!

XXXIII

Well, I passed the damn test. Or should i say. Itachi did. I have my forehead protector. I'm proud I guess? But now I have to wait for that old man to come and introduce himself.

-Hey, I wanna prank that bitch, he makes us wait then expect us to be good to him? Nah.

-nice idea Sakura! (Naruto)

I put the eraser with pink glitter and very sticky glue on the door.

-there is no way he'll fall for such a prank, isn't he a jonin?

-let bet then. I bet 1000 yen that he'll fall for it.

-okay. I bet twice more that he won't. (Sasuke)

-I don't bet, because I'm broke. (Naruto)

-mood haha.

We wait for him again, and 20min later. He comes in and the eraser falls on his head.

-PFF, HAHAHA NOW I HAVE 2000YEN. Thank you Sasuke, my rich brat. And thank you sensei, for being such a dumbass.

-tsk. I'm sure you cheated.

-but isn't he a JONIN?! HAHAHA.

He looks away, blushing from embarrassment. I pocket the money he put on the table and then focus on the old man with a slight smirk.

-my first impression of you, you are all idiots.

-hooo.. but at least we know how to read the fucking clock. YOU MADE US WAIT FIVE HOURS.

-gurl calm down, it was only 2hours.

-AT LEAST YOU KNOW HOW TO DO MATH.

-calm down Sister.. Haha..

-yeah bitch, calm down. (Sas)

-I'M CALM! I'M ZEN!

-yeah... what a good team I have. Imma kill myself. Join me in the rooftop quick.

He disappears into a poof.

-let take our time, we don't need to be in time if he's acting like a bitch.

-You're acting immature. That is not like you.

-since when have I become mature Sasubitch? I'm rational and logical but not a damn Saint.

-i'm always up for anything fun!

-that's the spirit Naruto!

Then we talk all the way to the rooftop and arrive 30min late. I was literally looking at Kakashi's eyes while slowing my pace more and more.

-PFFF THE AUDACITY. (Naruto whisper yelled)

-I know!! HAHAHA.

It was fun to act like little brats.

-you took your time, you annoying brats.

-we did, You did, equality bitch. That was for saying i look like a worm.

-and you said that I look like a bitch, EquALitY!

I cackle, he's good vibes.

-Anyways, tomorrow you all wake up early for another test of aptitudes. No breakfast or else you'll throw up really bad.

-you made us go up the rooftop for that only?

-yeah, you all look like you know each other. Why bother with introducing ourselves.

-oh c'mon. Where is the fun in that! I even prepared what I would say!

-you're annoying, pink brat.

-So, my name is Sakura Haruno, I'm beautiful, sweet and lovely. I like my kids and sweet food, I hate grey haired not-so old men and sexist men. My hobbies are writing books, playing an instrument, swordmanship and painting sometimes. My dream is to monopolize every single village and be the empress of the land of fire.