REBORN: It's My Time To Shine!

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I, Shimizu Suisha, didn't know I could find such a childish show... entertaining... It's annoying that such a story could make me cry my eye balls out or make me stress over a battle that is more predictable than my future (cuz I know that when I grow older I'll die, get the joke?).

No like seriously, I'm concerned about myself. I've been rewatching this show for more than 5 times. But I know that one day, all the information that i learned in the 700 episodes of Naruto will come in handy. I'm so fuckin dumb... I'm supposed to be a genius! Is it the after effect of an anime?

Anyways, let cross this road quickly and go to cram school or else I'll be late (not like the manga in my hand will help in anyway in arriving at time). Mid-road I hear the horn of a full-speed truck coming at me. I avoid it because of my wild-alpha reflex and get to live but then a thoughts cross my mind. Didn't I just loose the only chance of getting isekai'd into this book on my hand? Shit.

I get up from the floor with a gloomy face and hear once again the piercing sound of a horn, I look everywhere but I see not one, not two, but three trucks coming from the left,right and... up? What the hell?! My alpha reflex were useless in this situation, so I just scream because even if I'm a dominant, I'm still a human.
-KYAAAAAAAAAAA

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I'm ded.

Then why am I still able to think? Good question. I can't feel my body at all, I can't see anything but darkness. And it feels like all this void is my head, I don't even know how to describe it. How much have passed since I died? Do my parents miss me? No, surely not. They were creeps and obsessed with power, they intended to make me the heir of their of their companies when I was still 5 years old.

Like, okay, I'm a genius that can do everything, I give them that. But to pressure me that much at such a young age!

Oh- isn't that a light? Shit I must follow it before it fade away. Wait how do i move? Oh, seems like i'm getting sucked in.. IM GETTING SUCKED IN?! WHAT IF THIS SHIT IS DANGEROUS?! WHAT IF I DIE- yeah no, let just go.

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Whose baby is that!? I always hated children,now even more as I'm hearing those devilish screams. My eyes fucking hurt because of this fucking light, and everything in my body feel numb. Wait, body? Eye sight? And hearing? Ahhhh, I got it now. I'm reborn lol.

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4years have passed and I understood 4things. First, I'm reborn (No shit sherlock) but not in any body or world. I'm now sakura Haruno,yes, my favourite characters in Naruto. Second, Sakura was so freaking lucky to have such loving parents even if they are annoying most of the time, they are spoiling me a lot. Thirdly, I think my personality have changed due to how much I've passed in that void-like world. It concerning. Lastly,I'm too pretty.

The thing is, I want to help every character in their childhood but I'm afraid they'll fall in love with me. Like, Sakura is way too beautiful, the strange thing is that they don't fall for my looks. I can only think of acting like a big sister but i'm not sure how to...

-Sakura-chan? Why are you sighing like that...? Are you sad or hurt somewhere?
-haha no mama! I just want to go out but I'm not sure if you'll let me...
-awww... of course we'll allow you! As long as you bring either me or you dad with you it's okay!
-thanks mama!

I go and kiss her cheek. But Dad walk in the room and as he saw us, he let a loud gasp.
-How dare you! You kiss mama's cheek but not mine?!
-no kiss for papa.
-huhhh...?! Whyyy~?
-because I don't want to.
-so you don't love me anymore... I knew it. You don't need daddy no more...
-hahaha don't act like that papa! Sakura was teasing you!
-ohh~ then you should pay the price for teasing me!