Prologue

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Hello, in case you don't know who I am, my name is Perdita Yakumo, brilliant scientist and researcher, close friend to most inhabitants of Gensokyo, and husband to the Gap Youkai herself, Yukari Yakumo...also I'm her bitch when she gets horny...*Ahem*. Anyways, I also hold another title that you'll have to read my origin story to find out. Nah, I'm just kidding, I'm the Backrooms Youkai. After some...unfortunate circumstances, I ended up in the Backrooms and eventually, Gensokyo. I then went through a lot of training and my main goal when I got there was to avoid catching Yukari's attention. Then, a stupid Gappy Sue told her about me and exposed my ass, then he has the audacity to die before I could beat his ass. Regardless, I'm glad that happened, otherwise I might not be married to Yukari, even though our first encounters were quite...rapey and she wasn't taking no for an answer and well...I'd rather not discuss such topics. I then took some DNA from the Backrooms and altered my Genome to become a Youkai.

I was reborn in an egg like how the entities in the Backrooms are made and I now have the ability to manipulate the backrooms to some degree. I also ended up having red eyes and near impenetrable skin and muscle. I say near because as soon as I got back to Gensokyo, I learned how wrong I was about that and the mold that made my body stronger needed to be exposed to physical trauma to adapt and get tougher. So, I got my ass whooped consistently and even after that, my magic teacher Patchouli and trainer Yukka made sure I was physically and magically up to date. Yukari, however, was not happy about the fact I had not made any spell cards during my time in Gensokyo as I was learning magic. So, really, I was just throwing magic around carelessly. She sat me down and forced me to make spell cards and a Last Word to use in conjunction with my magic. However, as we were making them, we almost died, but my insane self just kept chugging along and now I have the most powerful Last Word to ever exist. As for my sanity, it slipped a long time ago, fortunately, I talk to myself, so it's all good. I've decided to open up an interdimensional store and sell random things. Yep, about half of it is stuff from the Backrooms but some of the other things are quite interesting. I also have some employees that I hired. The first is the most loyal follower a madman like me could ask for. Her name is Rene Bentham, and she was one of my most successful experiments. Yes, I experimented on her and despite that, she has been undeniably loyal to me, to the point she actually had feelings towards me. It's unfortunate that Yukari isn't too keen on sharing me with anyone other than Ran, which I can't stress this enough, I do NOT LIKE HAREMS! Now yes, I know that it would technically be a love triangle and not a harem, and I know that Ran is a sweet and kind woman, but having multiple partners weakens the significance of love and sex. This is one of the few morals that stuck with me after becoming a youkai and fortunately, we were able to avoid a second occurrence from happening. Speaking of the Yakumos, I also have a sort of stepdaughter in Chen Yakumo, which is the Shikigami of Ran, who is herself a Shikigami. But Ran treats her like a daughter and I am encouraged, by both Yukari and Ran, to do the same. Well, I am by extension her stepfather, but it's not bad, if anything, I kinda enjoy having Chen around. I can get some practice in for when me and Yukari have our kids. Ahem! I'm getting off topic, anyways! Rene is an invaluable asset to me and has cemented herself as irreplaceable. She is the poster girl for our store and is the greeter at the front of the store. My second employee and the stocker of the shelves and storage is Apex, whose alias is also the famous Godzilla. That's right, I have the literal Godzilla working in my store. But how'd you get him to work for you? Well, it's all explained in the origin story, Gensokyo Origins...oh yeah, the fourth wall still hasn't been put back up after Yukari knocked it down huh? Oh well!

Now let me tell you about what I've been up to since then. However, let me say it now before there are any misconceptions. I am evil to a degree, now you must be asking "How are you evil?" Well, I kept running across different universes in the multiverse via the Backrooms and hilariously, I kept running into a bunch of reincarnated and isekaied people. At first, I helped them, but I've gotten so bored of the lack of creativity that I decided to start destroying the universes and found that by using my void magic to condense the universe, I can create a crystal with untold amounts of energy. So, I started converting the energy of universes that have these people into these crystals. I started with a RWBY universe where a guy was gifted a system and put into this world because he wasn't supposed to die because he made the BOLD CLAIM that God made a mistake. Yes, the big man himself. So, I told him to entertain me, he could have his harem, get all these abilities, and do whatever, I even sold items to him that helped him out. But, if he didn't impress me, I'd destroy the universe and kill everyone he loved there, including him. Sufficed to say, that universe is dead now, alongside him. Like seriously, at this point, I made it a duty to destroy these universes that just clog up space. You will not believe the amount of DxD and RWBY fanfics...I mean universes I've destroyed. But the energy I got from the crystals created made it so that my magic bullets were a damn near one shot, meaning with them I'm pretty much untouchable, except by God and Yukari. Thinking about selling some at a high price.

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