This chapter will detail what takes place when you an him go to a party.
Alfred (America) -
Alfred is often the one organising these parties. The obnoxious American will find any excuse to throw a big flashy party (like the time he held a week long celebration for National Hotdog Month).
As a result, you have grown accustomed to his parties and now that you are used to their craziness, Alfred attempts to rope you into the organisation process in some way.
"Heeeey doll?" Alfred asked one late October night. "Can I ask my super cool dudette for a favour?". You had been anticipating this since the start of October. Alfred ALWAYS had a Halloween party but this year he had not been vocal about it so far.
"Depends what it is, Al." you returned, folding your arms. You were curious, as Alfred always came up with 'creative' ways to include you in the festivities.
"Dude! I thought - to bring more people to the party - that you could totally wear this super revealing maid outfit and go around passing drinks!" Alfred explained as he held up a very skimpy maid outfit that looked straight out of Walmart.
"Oh, Alfred..."
Arthur (Britain) -
Due to Arthur's great hatred of Alfred, he always attempts to crash his parties in some way.
"Hey, love come see! I'm gonna put some of this black magic poison in that twat Alfred's Christmas Cake. He'll look like an utter twit!" Arthur once presented proudly, a bottled sparkling, dark liquid held in one hand.
You always attempt to deject Arthur's ideas as they will usually cause some chaos, and you simply want to keep the peace.
"Arthur, you realise that would send everyone to the hospital right?"
Ivan (Russia) -
Ivan, unfortunately, never gets invited to any of Alfred's parties. One time you approached the loud blonde and asked why he was so exclusive of Ivan and all the American had to say was "Dude. That guy is creepier than like - every ghost in the world put together. I am NOT having him crash my wicked cool parties.".
To compromise, you and Ivan hold your own parties which are much smaller, usually consisting of you, Ivan, some food and three scared Baltics who were forced into attending.
You and Ivan don't care that you have never marvelled at Alfred's famous parties, because you enjoy your own parties in the comfort of your home.
Ludwig (Germany) -
Ludwig comes to these parties for one reason - to drink. It will never surprise you to find Ludwig and his brother putting away bottle after bottle.
Sometimes, you can pry the German from his precious alcohol.
For example, one time you had to ask Alfred to help (which he happily did so as he did not favour Ludwig and Gilbert bring on his table) you take Ludwig by the shoulders and heave him out of the house.
On other times, however, he is a lost cause and will end up becoming the evening entertainment, singing songs as carefree as his Prussian drinking mate.
Feliciano (North Italy) -
Usually Feli spends his time at any social event chatting with others. You will often follow Feli as he approaches different people. Sometimes he will even sing your praises to these people which flusters you.
"Ciao Kiku!" yelled the cheery Italian as he skips to his Japanese friend, you walking in a more composed fashion behind him.
"Konichiwa Feliciano. Are you alright?" comes the calm male's response. Feli only nods enthusiastically.
"Ve! I am doing fantastico! We have just been enjoying the party!" Feli returns as carefree as usual. "Mia bella looks so pretty in her dress, si?"
Lovino (South Italy) -
Lovino, unlike his cheery brother, spends all his time at the buffet table, trying Alfred's different weird 'delicacies'.
For example, on one occasion he stood in the corner, munching on a plate of devilled eggs whilst murmuring hateful words.
"Look at that potato sucking bastard, drinking like it's his last glass on earth. Bastardo."
Eventually you came to his side and attempted to take his plate away. "Lovi, you've had enough. Maybe you should go talk to some people, hm?" you suggested, which caused the hotheaded male to huff and tackle for the plate. "Why would I want to talk to a bunch of cagna! Just leave me to the food."
You gave up eventually but as you left him alone you muttered 'Oh well, eat away if you want to end up like an American so much.' which got Lovi to scoop his food into the garbage quickly.
Antonio (Spain) -
You and Antonio always show up to parties in couple costumes. You two have been everything from an angel and devil to ketchup and mustard. The first few times you went in costumes you were a little hesitant and embarrassed but everyone always loves them.
Alfred loved your little act so much that one year for Halloween he suggested that all couples show up in linked outfits.
You and Toni took this hobby very seriously, making your outfits by hand and months in advance.
It's all worth it, though, for a night of fun and the awed words from your friends.
Gilbert (Prussia) -
Gilbert, akin to his brother, drinks profusely during any party. Instead of stopping him, however, you tend to join in his antics. More often than not, you only amplify the chaos.
For example, one time you and Gilbert had been drinking with his brother when you got an idea, which in the moment made you feel like Einstein.
"Guys *hic* wouldn't it be funny if *hic* we went on the roof and *hic* and we broke Alfred's satellite dish?" you asked to the two brothers. Gilbert only gasped and smashed his bottle on the floor in a flurry of excitement. "Oh my god, Frau! Your awesome brain has the most awesome ideas!".
That night ended in Alfred needing to call the Fire Brigade to get you, Gilbert and Ludwig from his roof.
Roderich (Austria) -
Roderich always detests the music Alfred plays at his parties. Usually it is in the dubstep, house or RNB genre, which Roderich believes to be 'not real music'.
You find his frustration hilarious, especially after a few drinks, so you often stand beside him, as far away from the stereo as possible and listen to his ramblings.
"Dubstep is idiotic. Only Neanderthals and cavemen would take pleasure in such noise. I prefer the classics. They are much better than this mess if you ask me!"
The night often ends with you drinking too much and Roderich helping you home, as you sing so loud that people over in Africa probably heard you, and whilst Roderich tries to make sure you do not throw up on his precious outfit.
Glossary -
'Twat' - British taboo slang often used to label someone of dislike.
'Twit' - British slang for someone lacking in intelligence.
'Ciao' - An Italian greeting.
'Konichiwa' - A polite Japanese greeting.
'Fantastico' - Italian for 'Fantastic'.
'Mia bella' - Italian for 'My beauty'.
'Bastardo' - Italian for 'Bastard'.
'Cagna' - Italian for 'Bitch'.
'Frau' - A German term for a woman.
A/N:
Hi! Sorry I have been on a little hiatus lately. I have more time to consistently get more chapters up now!
I am also thinking of beginning a Hetalia Oneshots book if anyone would have any interest in that.
BYE! - Shai
