Phil: Finally, I escaped, And look, A walmart! Maybe I can hide there!
(Police sirens in the distance)
Phil swift: Oh ****
(Phil runs inside walmart)
Phil: I'm safe finally.
(Phil walks to chasier)
Kumala: Kumala Kumala Kumala Savesta
Deez Nuts the girl: STOP SAYING DUMB*** THINGS! YOU AREN'T EVEN MAKING ANY SENSE.
Phil: I think I will actually go out.
(Phil goes out)
Amber: I just need 1 more person
Phil: Wait, Is that amber heard?
Phil: Hey amber heard
Amber: Is that phil swift?
Amber: Mind joining my plot to take over the usa?
Phil: Sure, Why not?
Genshin player: Wat
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HumorAmber heard gets in debt by johnny depp! She must now team up with genshin player 69 and phil swift to take over all of america!