HEEY HEEEy SAnTA😍😍 -K
Heey my Crusty B 😘 -S
Im gonn A KiDnAp You 🥵 -K
What - S
AYO STOP IT PLS IM UR BEAUTOFUUL HUSBAND. 😰😭😰😭 -S
IDC😋 -K
WHY AM IS GETTIGJN KIDNAPDSPED BY YOU IN EVERY UNIVERSE IM IN🤬 -S
🤣🤣🤣 LOSER KYS😆😆 -K
🙁 -Player
OMG NeW Christmas UPDATE???!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? -Player
... -K
Who Tf are you😒🤨 -K
IS ONE TRYING TO TAKE MY OLD ASS BBG GURLIEZ AWAY FROM I???🤬👹-K
No i would never get with ur ugly, musty, DUSTY, grandpa👿😖🤢-plater
Idc👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹-K
👶👶pls fix sleigh and find all 69 toys and steal Kramps key ig idk🤷♂️ - elf
Why -Player
The End
(Sardines wrote this one, Kai helped a bit bcuz Sards ran out of ideas)
2) Krampus LOVEs SAnta ands IS married to he. So Hee Hee kidnapped Santa so he can doO naUghtY stuff To HEEee. ANd HiS KiLl Us CuZ Hee hee IS Dum Dum and THink We try To Take SaNTa AwAy FrOm Him. "BOO KYS🤬👎."😪🥶🙄🥱😒😕
^ 2nd Theory
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Krampus and Santa (mimic ver) au's 🥳👹😆
UmorismoWarning - Implied usage of drugs and violence AND kidnapping Art by https://www.wattpad.com/user/Kaiizkool🤘😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😏😏😏😏 Story made by Kai, BlueBees, and Sardines💩💩👹👹👹 This is a joke and all satire😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 We made so man...
