ron weasley x james charles

makeup convention

ron wakes up on the day of the convention. he is overflowing with excitement to see his idol james charles.

he runs downstairs and grabs his girthy broomstick. he flies to miami.

james charles was at the makeup convention where he was showing little kids how to do makeup and then beating them.

ron crashed through the ceiling and landed on top of james. his broomstick went up james' ass and he moaned so loudly that the kid's eardrums broke. the children got ptsd and the mothers were staring in disgust of the gayness.

ronald mcdonald pulled up in his whip and started fucking james with the broomstick. james' millimeter defeater started squirting cum all over ron weasley.

ron started to lick it up and started telling james that he is his biggest fan and that he tickled his pickle to photos of him every night before he prayed to the hamburglar.

james said he would take ron back to his mansion but leave ronald mcdonald behind bc his ice cream machines are always broken.

then ronald mcdonald gave him blue balls and they left.

authors note 🤭

hi im back from the dead

this story was like 3/4 written by my boyfriend

yes boyfriend 🫣

im taking 1/4 credit for this idc what he says