as soon as james announces his pregnancy gru busts through the roof of the hype house. he claims that he is the father bc they had a one night stand like 3 hours ago.
ron asks if this is true and if james was just using him for the horizontal dance.
james tells him that he definitely was because ron is a troll as previously mentioned. 🧌 ooga booga
and he says that gru is actually the dad bc hes the best thing he's ever shoved his millimeter defeater into.
rons heart was brocken 💔💔💔😔😔😔
gru and james left the hype house so james could birth his child.
ron ended up on the street bc not even the hype house wanted his ugly troll 🧌ooga booga ass.
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ron weasley x james charles
Fanfictionron and james touch eachothers wands this was written by my boyfriend. y'all are welcome for this.