☆Crack Headcanons For Them

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☆KURT

- Probably likes to bite the heads off of gummy bears and the heads only.

- Has 100% thrown hands with a homophobe

- When he's drunk, he probably can't form full sentences or sentences that make any sense. He'll say stuff like "h-how eat water?" or shit along those lines. 

- Has 100% just sat on the couch with a tub of cool whip and a spoon and went to town.


☆ DAVE 

- Will put salt instead of sugar when baking anything.

- This is more wholesome than funny, but if you were to braid his hair, this man would leave his hair braided for the entire day and not take them out. 

- OK but why do I see Dave doing some shit like this:

- OK but why do I see Dave doing some shit like this:

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☆ KRIST 

- Has hit his head on the pole thingy that holds up your shower curtain more than once.

- Is the type to bring the wrong kid home from the park.

- Once tried to make meatloaf in the oven  and nearly burnt the house down in the process.

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