001 x reader (One-shots)

X Reader

Come on people give me some ideas!
I've resorted to basic AU's
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Flower shop AU - both of you are normal, Dr.Brenner is your crappy father.

I stormed into the nearest flower shop, the bell rang harshly, announcing my presence. "Good morning welcome to-" a friendly voice started, "Morning, how much for an arrangement that says fuck you dad?" I asked interrupting his required greeting. He was clearly taken aback with my choice of description but none the less started to walk around the counter. "Uh..let me check. Is it like a passive aggressive thing or just aggressive", I thought about it for a second before saying "It's just aggressive". He nodded and started to walk around grabbing different flowers. He grabbed a rather ugly case and put them in expertly.

The arrangement came out beautifully, "Aconite means hatred, Butterfly weed means leave me, orange lilies are for hatred too and the leather leaves are just filler plants" he smiled. I reached into my purse and brought out my wallet. "So how much?", "..well do you want a card to go with it". I shrugged and nodded. He pulled out a ordinary card from under the counter and took a pen that was attached to his apron. "Please put Happy Father's Day to the worlds worst father. To the man who spends more time at that stupid daycare than at home with his own daughter. No wonder mom left you, and fuck you. Love your actual daughter" I smiled at the end, he chuckled a bit and stuck the card on top of the arrangement. "How much?", "$60 usually, $15 if you explain why you're spending money on a man you clearly don't like" he leaned on the counter.

I sighed "Well you wrote the card so why do think I hate him?", he glanced at the card and then hummed. His eyes trailed me up and down. "I'm guessing he spends more time at work than with you, he treats those kids like his own doesn't he?", I nodded and chuckled. "Funny huh, at this point I should be used to it but I thought this year I'm gonna be petty. This'll probably be overshadowed with little stick figure drawings and stupid candies and hand print paintings made by those little brats" the hatred spilled from my mouth like poison, "you sound frustrated and overwhelmed" he tilted his head down while still keeping eye contact with me. His eyebrows raised making lines to appear on his forehead. "Yeah well what can you do about it" I shrugged, "Offer you a drink at the coffee shop across the road?my break is in 5 minutes". I couldn't help but smile at his offer, "How kind, and what do you get out of this offer?".

He rocked on his feet a bit "Get to wonder how a man could ever spend time away from such a beautiful girl?", I hummed "Then I guess I'll see you in 5 minutes..". He finally clicked that we never exchanged names, "Henry Creel" he held out his hand. I put mine in his "Y/n Brenner", he lifted my hand to his lips and kissed it gently. "What a beautiful name, I'll see you in a few y/n", a small blush crept in my cheeks, "See ya Henry" I waved while grabbing my arrangement and pushing open the door.

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Sorry would have had this out yesterday but I worked. Happy (late) Father's Day!