IM BACK HELLO
Dora and swiper had lots of fun.
*moans in spanish* said Dora.
Oh no I think I'm pregenabte
Dora had forgotten that because she was 8 her body was not able to reproduce so it was fine, they don't teach that type of biology in year 4.
After they had finished, Dora put on a sexy pink t shirt and booty shorts.
Swiper liked that because she was thicccccccc and also underage (he is such a pedo)
Dora ate a sausage, it was very thic and big.
GUYS GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER IT WAS A NORMAL SAUSAGE FROM TESCOS
Swiper had to go to work because he was a legal adult at the age of 45. (Dora likes them older 🤪 she's so quirky like that😝😜)
Because Dora was bored she watched some very *interesting* tv on swiper's tv, because she is a small child she didn't really know what it was as it wasn't her show but it looked vaguely familiar.
Suddenly lord Farquadd burst through the door completely naked, his butt cheeks making anime noises. Dora liked that, they had some fun and then she stabbed him with a kitchen knife.
Noo Dora don't do that, do me! UwU said Farquadd. Dora stabbed him more then burnt his body. Then she continued watching videos.
Material girl ✨💅🤪🤭

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Keeping up with Dora and friends
RomanceDora's love life takes a turn for the worse, after her complicated relationships with Shrek and Diego end up In a double breakup. Follow her story as she tries to find new love, and friends along the way. (Also Shriego is canon) Can Swiper swipe hi...