Spooky Spoon POV:
I saw a man, sitting on a bench when I thought that the bench would look alot better on top of the man. So I did that. The bench blushed. Then, me and the bench made out, the man still underneath us. 9 months later, we had a bench-spoon baby! :0. But then the stupid-ass numberjacks ate our bench-spoon baby >:C
Blue zircon POV:
I left my house this morning to go to school UwU and I bumped into Yellow zircon UwU. "Hey! What where you're- oh hi discord kitten." She said. I almost cried because I thought that she was going to beat me up:( (UwU but she would never do that to me UwU) So we walked to school together UwU.
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Blue zircon x Yellow zircon
Randomthis is a funny joke fanfic that I made :) (credits to my friend, crow, for making the cover!)
