No one's pov:
Chile was walking about the house when he found a bomb. Him being an absolute dumb ass crusty dusty Cheeto cheesy fingered iPad kid decided to detonate the bomb. Causing the house to blow up lol. Chile somehow survived this because of the Cheeto cheese I guess??? 🤪 Anywho. When blue and yellow came back from a date they were absolutely flabbergasted and mind boggled to see that their house was nothing but ashes. Chile was sitting in the middle of said ashes and he was FUCKING EATING THEM LIKE THE GREESEY TODDLER HE IS JESUS CHRIST. Cheelaayyyy anyways, yellow was mad as fuck but blue was more concerned about her child eating the burnt and charred remains of the house to worry about anything else. When bobelina, Charles and yelenananananannananana came back their jaws fucking dropped to the floor. Yelenananananannananana gave chile the most bombastic ass side eye known to man. The side eye was so bombastic that the house blew up again. Charles decided to disown chile and yelenananananannananana because of how ludicrously stupid they are. Bobelina had a fucking heart attack and went back to hospital (the first time is from when I hit her with a car) yellow and blue contemplated putting their children up for adoption.
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Blue zircon x Yellow zircon
Randomthis is a funny joke fanfic that I made :) (credits to my friend, crow, for making the cover!)
