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The not doctor pov-
I'm the not doctor or whatever slay 💅💅but like since I'm so important to the zircon bitches I got to plan the wedding AND get invited to it slay 💅💅💅💅💅. So like this is how it went in my slay words 💅💅💅💅. First I said a lil speech cuz I'm important and shit slay 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅. Then other ppl talked or whatever 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅. Then like something not slay happened after.... But I'll leave that for someone else to say slayyyy 💅💅💅💅💅💅.
Baby Kata pov:
How fuckin annoying! I wasn't invited to the zircons wedding! They said that I would end up shitting everywhere! (I probably would've but that's besides the point) I'm going anyways and they can't stop me! I'm gonna shit on a seat or sumthin.
Spooky spoon pov-
I was watching the wedding thru the slay window and then baby fucking kata showed up. I'm kinda into him ngl anywayyyss.
No one's POV:
As the wedding happens, the bench spoon baby is doing a ritual. So slay! 😭
Phoenix POV:
I'm helpin with some shit idk and I'm crying bc it's such a happy moment, yk with the zircons getting married n shit.,😭😭😭😭😭🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🤥 also I'm the best man 😎😎😎
Chile pov:
Bro I'm bouta throw a temper tantrum because I want attention.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,SKGDJFEJGRGETOFJDDSDSEAWAWAWWAAAAAAAFSGDJFKOEYUGKHUPFJ" super nanny Scarlett came up to me. "Chile, that is not acceptable! Now shut up or I'll kick you out the window! Wee lil shit." She said to me. I was scawred (UwU)
Lizz Truss pov:
I want to cancel this wedding! I hate gay people! I went up to the door to sort this crap out! But I was stopped by a tall 13 year old. "Excuse me lizz Truss but u are NOT invited to the zircons wedding!" The 13 year old said to me. "WHY AM I NOT INVITED?!"
"Bc ur homophobic! And the zircons are very gay! And I am trans lol. And bc I said so."
"How DISGRACEFUL!" I yelled and stormed off. Wee bitch! >:(
The tree pov:
Bro I'm just trying to chill man :( these dumbass people walking over MY grass! Wee farts!
Bobelina pov:
I'm soooooo pissed! My whole fam is gay! I'm so disappointed and disgusted! I am a proud homophobe! Grrrrr. I'm such a baddie! Unlike my gay mother's! >:( I'm gonna object to their marriage >:)
Scarlett pov:
😭😭😭😭 Srry I'm crying so emotional uhewhewhew cwy . Cheelayyy anyways I was super miss rabbit cuz I had a milli on twiwion bawiwion jobs 💅💅💅💅. Here were ma jobs-
•wedding planner
•priest
•maid of honor
• deputy best man
• chef
• and like everything else 💅💅💅💅
So like they walked down the aisle to mAtERial GUrllll and I cried 😭😭😭after DJing I went ahead and married them ♥️🤯.
Yellow zircon pov:
Bitch I'm so fucking nervous. Like... oh mah days!
Blue zircon pov:
UwU! I'm s-s-so nervous! I c-cant believe that I'm getting m-m-m-m-married to yellow zircon-chan! Kawaii! UwU!
No one POV:
We see blue zircon walking down the isle looking beautiful. Scarlett the Mac and cheese girl was walking behind her, throwing Mac and cheese down the isle (mmmmmm cheesy 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀)
Every one loves the cheese n shit like they're already crying xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo 😭💅💅💅💅pp anyways yellow zircon comes and shit ( not like u think u dirty minded cheese kisser) and they meet up at the top of the hing and ye.
So like their at the top of the isle yayayayyaya and um so ya
"Bloo zircon do u take yellow zircone to be Ur wife or smthn idk" Scarlett siad.
"I doo UwU" blue zirfobs said
"Yeeloow zercon do u tak Bloo zircon to be Ur wife or somting"
"I doo" yelooww zircok said
"Does anyone have any objections?" Scarletto asked.
Suddenly someone yelled!
"OBJECTION!"
IT WAS BOBELINA!!!!!!!!
"nah bro no way!" Phoenix whispered
"I DONR WANT THEM TO GET MARRIED BC IM HOMOPHOBIC!"
Then Charles stood up. He turned to bobelina and punched her!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱🤨 He sat back down. "Carry on." He said.
The zircons kissed lol and everyone cred.
YOU ARE READING
Blue zircon x Yellow zircon
Randomthis is a funny joke fanfic that I made :) (credits to my friend, crow, for making the cover!)
