Bench-spoon baby POV:
I have arisen from the dead.
I am an almighty powerful being.
I will kill all!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!
I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
I. AM. EVIL!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU STUPID-ASS NUMBERJACKS!
Alastair POV:
I was sitting in my house, writing this very fanfic when I heard explosions outside! When I looked outside, I saw the bench-spoon baby! I was like, "wait how the fuck is this happening? This is fictional." I had to stop the bench-spoon baby before it killed everyone! I had to think fast! I immediately called Baby Kata. "Yo yo! Baby Kata! I need you over here now! We have a code bench-spoon baby! I repeat, code bench-spoon baby!" "It's me, baby Kata, I have a huge diarrhoea. If you fart like you don't ca-" I cut him off. "Shut up. Come kill the bench-spoon baby!" I waited patiently. I heard Baby Kata singing peepee poopoo and the sound of someone taking a loud-ass shit. I looked outside again and saw Baby Kata and the bench-spoon baby fighting! 😱 I was so shocked! The bench-spoon baby was stabbing Baby Kata with it's table legs and Baby Kata was attacking the bench-spoon baby with his lazer eyes! Then I woke up and realized that it was just a dream.
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Blue zircon x Yellow zircon
Randomthis is a funny joke fanfic that I made :) (credits to my friend, crow, for making the cover!)
