Spooky spoon POV:
I am so done with stupid-ass bench. He is the worst because he cheated on me with baby kata, left our newborn bench-spoon child unattended which ended up in our child being eaten by the numberjacks and he has a small-ass dick. I decided to send my 369479347258468272693 zombie kangaroos on him. "GO AND KILL THAT STUPID-ASS BENCH THAT RUINED MY LIFE!" I yelled at them. They immediately obeyed and ran like absolute bosses to go kill my ex husband.
Bench POV:
I was watching paw patrol with baby kata, my new bf, when I heard stomping outside. Suddenly, my door broke and a whole army of zombie kangaroos was outside my house.
"We have come to kill you." One of the kangaroos said.
"No." I replied.
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Ok" said the kangaroo. The kangaroos left.
No one's POV:
Bench thought that the kangaroos left, but they where still there. They broke his house down in a 0.0000000001 second time-span and killed bench and baby kata.
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Blue zircon x Yellow zircon
De Todothis is a funny joke fanfic that I made :) (credits to my friend, crow, for making the cover!)
