The scene cuts to a live report of Katie who adjusts the camera for a good shot of her teeth before getting out her microphone
Katie: this is Katie current reporting live, we have unconfirmed reports of a-
fish: SHARK!!!
An entire city of fish stampede through the streets to their homes as Lenny enters the scene pretending to be a vicious shark humming the jaws theme to himself. All the fish head into their homes as Lenny imitates a triumphant trumpet sound
Katie: look! It's Oscar!
The camera leans to show Oscar standing atop a tall building wearing a black cape with an O on it. The cape proceeds to lift over Oscar's head blinding him
Oscar: (muffled) arceus dammit!
Oscar grabs the cape and tosses it off of him proceeding to return to his triumphant pose chuckling in embarrassment. Oscar then leaps off roaring and makes a fist with his hand as he charges at Lenny, whom the latter does the same pretend snarling. The two collide with Oscar pinching Lenny right through a billboard making it look like a jaws poster
Katie: holy mackerel! Did we get that?
At the whale wash, some workers who were at Angie's desk saw Oscar on the tv
Worker: hey Ang! Oscars on the tv!
Angie turns to the tv to see Oscar flexing his muscles in front of the camera. Half of the wash watched while Angie wonders what Oscar was doing this time. Back with the cleaner wrasse in question, he swims up to Lenny who was recovering from the punch
Oscar: do you hear them Lenny?! There going crazy man! They love us!
Lenny: they love you. They hate me. Can we switch sides? Maybe I can be the fish slayer. They'll never see it coming
Oscar: come on man l- we sell this, No marine predator will mess with bikini bottom as long as they believe I'm a real shark slayer, and you can start a new life and never go back! Now gimme a growl!
Lenny:
Lenny tests with a few growling sounds with Oscar frustrated. Lenny then clears his throat before unleashing a mighty roar in the cleaner wrasse' face. Lenny then stood as Oscar wiped the slobber off
Lenny: like that?
Oscar: that was... pretty good. Let's go!
Oscar then swims into downtown with Lenny behind him. Back at the wash Angie was trying to figure out Oscar's plan whole Sykes was so busy taking to the phone he didn't have time to recognize Lenny
Sykes: is that all your offering? Do you understand how huge my client is? Turn on your tv right now
Back with Oscar and Lenny, the great white was so carried away with the acting he started snapping at Oscar
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