I was strolling in the park. It was a lovely Wednesday and it was about 69 degrees. There were beautiful clouds in the sky and only a slight breeze every now and then. As I was walking I got a few stares from people as I walked by. I wondered if they had bad opinions on clowns. I walked a bit further. I saw a bench that was shaded by a tall oak tree. So I decided to sit down. As I sat there many people passed me giving me weird stares. I mean what's so weird about a clown sitting on a bench under the shade of a tall oak tree. After what had seemed like an hour. A young female who looked about the age of 23 sat next to me. She had brown colored hair. She sat there for awhile enjoying the nice air beside me. However, I could feel something. Something was going to happen, and it did. I let out a huge fart. May I say it smelled revolting. Although, the girl with the brown colored hair didn't move. She just turned her head, her light green eyes wild. And said, "Your farts smell like chicken". She then stuck her tongue out and jumped away on her Pogo stick.
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Random Stories That Are Weird
HumorI don't know never ask me why I have made this because the answer will be "I have no idea". There will be many stories in this one thingy. (Each Chapter Will Be A different odd story that will make you wish you'd never read it in the first place).
