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Adventures of Sammy

Once Upon a time there was a little girl. This little girl loved to play outside. Till one day she went beyond  the borders. The little girl got hit by a bus! Her  mother came running out, screaming and crying. She then too got hit by a bus. Leaving nothing but splattered brains and guts. Both of them started to move, slowly rising from the ground. This was the start of the zombie apocalypse! It began to sweep across the city. It grew over the nation, then the whole world. Soon the whole world was filled with zombies. Except for three teenagers, Bob, Teddy, and Sammy. They had found out how to kill the zombies, how to survive. The way to kill the zombies was cutting off their toes. They had one problem, they had to repopulate. Teddy and Sammy are girls and Bob is a boy. Bob is a very wimpy kid and doesn't like to touch people. However, Teddy is in love with Bob. Teddy goes up to bob in the middle of the night.

Teddy leans dow and whispers into Bob's ear," I like milk". He wakes up and punches her in the face. She screams as she holds her nose that is gushing with blood. Sammy rushes over, wondering whats going on. When she figures out what happened, she punched bob. Bob feels as if he has to do something to calm both of the girls down, so he walks over to Sammy and hugged her. Bob was surprised that he liked hugging Sammy. Teddy gets jealous, but respects the, and she gives them alone time. Slowly things started to get heated. By heated, i mean it was getting hot because the sun was coming up. In the middle of the day Sammy got "sick". She started to throw up, she need help but bob was with Teddy ;). The sound of her puking caught the attention of some zombies. So she reached for the machete and cut the toes of each zombie. Bob and Teddy came back, both looking like they had crazy bed-head, with big smiles on their faces. Teddy started crying and ran away. Teddy was no longer a virgin. She was then eaten by a zombie. Leaving her and her semen filled body behind. Bob didn't care though he was having a good time with Sammy. ;). They began playing the game twister. making them scream in joyful pain. Then zombies came, but with the zombies came a group of people looking like the cast of The Walking Dead. They ran away from the zombies. leaving the game of twister behind. They came across a camp three miles south of theirs. Sammy found a boy named Carl there and thought he was HOT. Bob also thought Carl was hot. Threesome? Was running through Sammy's head. Carl didn't like bob so he shot him in the face. Then Sammy ran Bob over with a bus. Carl had a twin, Sammy and Steve had sweet intercourse. Sammy then had a miscarriage and the baby was a zombie. The baby ate Steve. The baby protected Sammy. The baby ate everyone else. The baby grew up and loved Sammy, Sammy never aged, she discovered a craving for blood. Sammy was a vampire. Sammy drank zombie blood and drinking the blood turned the zombies human. making an endless supply of blood and HOT guys... Sammy made thousands of babies and then jumped off a cliff. 

The End.