Random Stories That Are Weird

The Wimpy Alligator

Everyone was pestering me to join the Alligator fights, because it was the cool and the illegal thing to do these days, and since I was next door to one of the hot spots it would be easy for me to get in. I was able to hear and sometimes see through a little hole in my wall what was going on. The alligators that joined these fights looked like total gangster people. They wore the cool black shades, had them saggy pants, a white tank top and had a few gold chains. Some alligators even had teeth that we knocked out in a fight replaced with gold.

So one day I decided to join an Alligator fight. So I walked next door, but I accidentally walked into my other neighbor who was hosting a quite book club. So I smiled kindly and walked out. It was pretty stupid of me. I then barged into the Alligator fight apartment. Everyone stared at me as if I was a kid. I was about to prove them wrong.

I walked up to the fight organizer

I gave him a nickle and whispered "Give me a good fight". I pulled away from his ear and then winked at him.

A few minutes later I was put into the ring. The super hot beef cake fresh out of the oven I was against was huge, he seemed to do this a lot because he had a lot of gold teeth. The super hot beef cake fresh out of the oven charged at me. When he started moving a started to panic and balling my eyes out. I was afraid he was going to hurt me. The super hot beef cake fresh out of the oven did something so horrible that I shouldn't even mention it. Although, I will. He poked me. It hurt so much that I cried even more and ran through the wall into my apartment, then into the book club apartment.

After a few days I figured it was okay to come out of hiding because of the big embarrassment I had put on. I was so wrong. I left the universe because everyone laughed at me and said that I got beat up so good.