It was June 29, 2001. The Summer was beginning. It was a bright sunny day. My goal this summer was to have my first kiss with a boy named, Steve Johnson. Sadly, people might think its weird because I'm also of the male gender. But he is just so cute. Today I was going to the beach with my friends and there I saw Steve, his long golden hair glistened in the sunshine, his plump, juicy lips looked so kissable. It was in that moment that I made my brilliant plan. I would try and get him to play twister with me. So, I can be close to him, without him realizing. Except i realized I forgot my Twister game at my house. So I came up with a different plan, I would get him to go surfing with me, then I would have the perfect moment to kiss him.
"Hey Steve" I walked up to him uneasy. "Hey, Jimmy." He said in a thick raspy voice.
"I Know there is only one Surf board, but will you teach me how to surf?" Even though iI already know how to. As i was pretending to learn how to surf from Steve, I accidentally fell off and hit my head as I was falling. I felt my body sink to the bottom, red filled the water around me. As my consciousness faded. I felt a strong hand grab my wrist and pulled me to the surface. My head pounded but s did my heart as I looked up and saw that I was in the ams of Steve he had to give me mouth to mouth, I was excited but i didn't imagine this being our first kiss. And suddenly I woke up from my dream. To find out I'm in the hospital Steve stands over me, his kawaii eyes greeting me.
"Finally you're awake, now i can do this" He says. Steve leaned over me, our eyes connecting, them he kissed me with a burning passion, Steve leaped onto the bed and straddled me. It grew intense out bodies thrusting against each other. And that wasn't the only thing that grew ;) he licked the center of my chest.
"Call me Daddy." he whispered.
"AND that was how your Dads met." I finished telling our kids how Steve and I fell in love
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