Incorrect Quotes Part 1

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049: It's dark in here
035: Don't worry dude I got this
035: *Stomps his feet*
035: *Skechers light up*

682: You're right.
079: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

096: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
106: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

096: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
173: *chugs entire bottle*
173: It's perfume.

682: What are your goals?
999: To pet all the dogs.
682: No, fitness goals.
999: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

096: HELP! I TOLD 173 I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
106, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

035: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
049: You people already know too much about me.
079: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.

682, to 035: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
035, motioning to himself and 999: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

035: Wake me up...
049: Before you go go!
079: When September ends...
096: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

106, setting down a card: Ace of spades
173, pulling out an Uno card: +4
682, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
999, trembling: What are we playing

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