SCP-079: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
SCP-106: What if it bites me and it dies!?
SCP-682: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, SCP-106, learn to listen.
SCP-096: What if it bites itself and I die?
SCP-999: That's voodoo.
SCP-035: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
SCP-106: That's correlation, not causation.
SCP-096: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
SCP-999: That's kinky.
SCP-079: Oh my God.
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like SCP-035*
SCP-035: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
SCP-079: Okay, help me please!
SCP-682: Got two words for you.
SCP-079: I bet they won't be helpful.
SCP-682: Your problem.
SCP-079: I was right
SCP-173: Are you sure this is the right direction?
SCP-682: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
SCP-049: In that case, we're definitely lost.
SCP-173: I think we're missing something.
SCP-079: Teamwork?
SCP-035: Cohesion?
SCP-999: A general sense of what we're doing?
SCP-682: What's something you guys are better than SCP-173 at?
SCP-106: Mario Kart.
SCP-999: Yeah, video games.
SCP-049: Emotional vulnerability.
SCP-173: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
SCP-106: >:O language
SCP-079: Yeah watch your fucking language
SCP-096: OKAY WHO TAUGHT SCP-079 THE FUCK WORD?
SCP-999: 'The fuck word'.
SCP-049: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
SCP-079: Oh my god they censored it
SCP-999: Say fuck, SCP-049.
SCP-079: Do it, SCP-049. Say fuck.
SCP-173: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
SCP-096: SCP-173 and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
SCP-173: Sentences.
SCP-096: Don't interrupt me.
SCP-106: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
SCP-035: If?
SCP-682: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.
